Total bullshit!!

Hay there people!
Its been long since my last post, been a lil busy these days, did not even read the recent posts!! well ill look into that (will i??) so my mates here have been posting on regular intervals..
DAYS have not been so good!! Though holidays just could have been holidays BUT no!
last 15 days or so have just been sooo boring (for me at least!) nothing to do at all except facebooking and blogging. To add a lil more spice to that my father comes home early these days actually very early indeed! and all he has to say is STUDY MY BOY!!!! crap!! who in the world invented maths?? The worst part of the day is when FATHERS have absolutely nothing to do, i mean when they are free! They keep roaming about here and there in the house seeking to do something, and they end up by entering the child's room and ohh shit! here goes the dialogs "WHAT ARE YOU UP TO MY BOY?" papa im... im... i actually actully... hmmm PAPA IM JUST GOING TO START MY STUDIES! "WHAT?? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE SOO LONG?? WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? YOU HAVE TO STUDY!!!! SHUT THIS LAPTOP DOWN AND STUDY!!!"
yes papa! he leaves the room, that's not where it ends! mother enters "kaha tha na tumse!!! when he's around you better be with your books!!"
But when he's not free ohh YES!!! its facebook time! days past.. soo boring, then comes the weekends OOO MY GOD!!! i mean weekends are suppose to be interesting, but but but.. HE'S FREE!! shit!! Friday starts with him waking everyone at 6 am sharp!! he comes in our room once says "GETUP!" then at 6:30 "CMON GUYS GETUP!" no bloody effect on us! then again at 7am "WHAT IS THIS GETUP GUYS!!" still no effect on us! but then at 8 am "GET UP YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then it merely takes a second for us to rush up to the toilets and lock ourselves before he brakes open one of our heads!
Early in the afternoon the Friday prayer, then its a long studious day.. no options!!
but then arrives Saturday ohh yes!! maths tuition!! gives me the best reason to be out of the house for long!! I leave the house at 9am and return back at 3:30 pm approx..
In between this interval of time we enjoy a lot, we here is me and shariq! I normally reach late for the class in the morning just to freak the teacher out!! just love to see his f***ed up expressions..
and then after class me and shariq have this LUNCH DRAMA!!!! ohh god!!!
i'll be posting more on this LUNCH DRAMA latter..
so that's it boring holidays over, and we are back to school!!
BY- YUSUF KHAN (YK)

3 comments:

Pragya said...

hey nicely written all abt ur holidays.......fun to read!!!!especially tht dad's reaction towards u wen u dont study hehehehe lol.....

Anthropists said...

it was good.....i mean the way u have written was good and not the holidays.........
well yusuf it wasn,t the case wid u only even the same happened wid me as well....so,looking at ur blog i thought of writting "TOTAL BULLSHIT 2".....
-Gill

Anonymous said...

lol...sub ka ehi haal he...lol..."get up you morons!!""...lol..my fav part....yes..its the worst when dad's walk in on you doin..nothing...shit its the frobidden word..how dar eyou not do anything..lol..bets of luck for skool..wishing you intersting weekends from now on..im guessing you'll be needing them...lol