The Party Time

What's up blogons?
Good to see RJ writing again and good to see his mustache back on but it isn't good to see his complicated study related jokes again. :P  Just joking

This December is turning out to be a very exciting and interesting one. Full of parties, cold weather, snow and more importantly lots of food! I love it! Waiting for a party on 22nd December as I see aladeen symptoms of the destruction of earth. Oh C'mon! there's no way that earth can end on 21st given that god have seen UEFA CL's round of 16 draw (Football). It's Manchester United taking on Real Madrid!!! I was dreaming of this match for the last 3 years. Even though I didn't expected them to meet this early in the competition but it's going to be a heck of an entertainment

Meanwhile, got the US visa and I'm waiting quite excitingly for my passport to be returned by the US consulate to book an itinerary to India through States and to go across the border to buy dairy products (no real intentions though), because the cows here in Canada demand a lot in return.

The last couple of weeks have been quite interesting as the Christmas parties are all over. I had been to a couple of such parties and the food was just delicious! got chance to step onto the dance floor last weekend and it was a great experience. I was surrounded by a bunch of drunkards fighting for there request to be played at last, the DJ was forced to shut down at around 1 am with my choice being played at last. Ha!! felt like a boss for while but felt like a chauffeur the very next moment when I realized that I have to drive back home with 6 drunkards in the SUV with everyone expressing there own views on directions. It just took 2 hours but we successfully reached back home.

People have started preparations for the eve of Christmas as some of the houses have been beautifully decorated with lights and Santa's brand new train. I guess he can't afford all that stuff on a sleigh so he bought a train. 
Credits to Deepika and Prinka for this photo and the cash to me. :P
Well, that's how you crack a lame joke.
Yeeehaaa! Snowfall! just to make you fall, your car roll, you have to be staul. Hey ladys! take out your shawl, don't walk! you crawl!! rhyming is what it's call. lol
I can see my future in "RAPPING" (Capitals to make sure you don't misread it).

Everything seem so pretty in snow apart my car, hard to drive it in this weather and I don't wanna take chances. My poor car :(

Btw Merry Christmas and Happy holidays to all of you.






The Poor Post


Hellos and high fives...

Are you a victim of poor jokes? Do you have a friend who can never produce a good sensible joke? Does he/she makes you want to kill them? If so...then come to me...I shall council you for your sense of humor!

Believe me, you need it. There are so many bad jokes that you must have laughed out loud and yet, complained! I mean...c'on! Jokes are rated by the no., duration and intensity of laugh they receive. If a statement manages that, no matter how nonsense, illogical, or unrelated, it is as good a joke as there are. So, next time, only say PJ if you are ordering more than one pizza in India.

Plus not to forget the benefits, the amount of brainwork it needs to produce such jokes is far more than known, it's a good exercise of the brain and it helps a lot in studies too. These illogical and absurd relationships can make us(pj people) remember so much of our academic stuff using this, that without notice, we end up studying less and remembering more.

Even the people responsible for nomenclature of stuff had the same brain, I sometimes feel, because so called people with refined sense of humor, would never have thought that we could have a hammerhead shark or a dog called bulldog. Though, I am still confused as to how the word pussy came to be for cats and then it sort of transferred, anyways...Think of a panel of scientists sitting together and saying, "ok, this sample of urine has more than 2% protein present, what should we call it?" And I believe only a guy with PJ brain could have said,"Proteinuria, may be". Thank god they agreed, otherwise we would have had a name like 'hyperbisaminouretralfluideria'.

I think I have pretty much made my point here and if not, then, read again with a dictionary in hand. This post is dedicated especially to Paji and to people who thought my life is not worth living, I have a blog to write posts for, losers! Ha!

PS : I was first introduced to this PJ phrase when I made my first hotmail ID and this first girl whom I added kept repeating it to me on my first chat and I thought it was some sort of compliment until google took my blush away.

Life of Tri (Third Semester)

Hi blogon,

This is to introduce you to the life of a second year med school student. For those of you wondering about the first year, it is all about learning about the body, it's functions on a macro and micro level and also about some of the diseases associated with them. The second, on the other hand is completely different, it's about the disease causing microbes, the hows n whereabouts of most diseases, the drugs, laws involving doctors and responsibilities of a doctor towards the society. The most interesting part of this year is about meeting real patients and dealing with their diseases as they tell us, after all starting with "hello Mr ill and Mrs sick"to "take these three times a day after food" is the dream we all had before stepping into the college.

It's interesting, fun and hectic at the same time, though I am yet to begin my proper study but I can feel what's ahead of me. On the other hand, the feeling of responsibility, both as seniors and doctors, as our juniors have landed and the need of seriousness towards our education to serve humanity better has taken over, respectively.

Since we have spent a year already, we now know exactly how to go about it so we spare some time for outdoor activities as well. Like I played a soccer game today, basketball the day before and table tennis almost everyday, cricket must wait for now.

Relationships too have changed slightly from the past year, from room sharers to hate sharers, brother to why bother, from good friend to just another friend and special one to The One(the only positive change). I am sorry for not disclosing the names for various reasons but I am sure if they read it, they'll know.

PS : The mustache is back with a white coat this time, what do you think paji?