Em hotep Folks!
So i wanted to write about pirates and egypt this week but..the post was being too lenghty :(. So i divided them into two!...this being the first part...pirates being the second.

Egyptian people! Ahh! Those horny people! Just love themmm! Ahem sorry...i got carried away..So..
These people were so jobless!I mean who would built these big pyramids after the death of their king!
Just imagine!
Akhtathan:(Random name)Oh our king is dead!
Puthkhaokhao:Lets make a pyramid in his memory!
Akhtathan: YES!
Puthkhaokhao: ZEs I deed eet!! the pyramid is finished!Lets put this king also inside that pyramid,he still scares me dude!
Akhtathan: Okay dude,chill out!

Maybe they made those pyramids because they were scared of pirates?! haha..pirates??..huh what.. where?..i mean the desert pirates!..ridin camels..sayin..Arghhh..aye be very thirsty! Arghh!so...thats why they kept the king in the pyramids!(now you got it!)I just dont get one thing!! They build so big pyramids..and they just put the one single king in there..and built another pyramid for another king who dies! Wow! that must have been alot of work!Why cant you just put all the kings in one pyramid!...haha..there must have been a intelligent egyptian..who would have said that hes done with making pyramids!
An Intelligent Egyptian: AH WHAT THE ...i dont care! go to hell! i am done with making pyramids..just leave me alone! Dammnit!

Hmm..They even  had weird names...Khafra! Dont Smile! Khafra was really a king of egypt.!He had so many children(bored people). Oh my god! And those poor little children also had weird names! I pity them! Akhre...was one of his son's name(these guys never learned from their mistakes)!
Sphinx was also made by Khafre..half-man..half-cat..no wonder he loved cats! Egyptians loved cats! Oh i forgot to tell you guys! These guys loved cats so much...even though cats did'nt survive in that desert!

But they were really really hardworking people!The kings were also very harsh(no i am not talking about the scorpion king)..they were like..
King: Hmmm..okay i am the king from today! hahahaha! *cough*
Followers: What should we do your majesty?...
King: Make a pyramid..what else?...duh!
Followers: (Talking to themselves)@#!#..like we have nothing else to do!..
King: Go get to work! I have alot of work too...i gotta take a bath!

*Sigh*...i am scared of these egyptian kings..what if they come in my dreams and make me build a pyramid for not respecting them!
Ahh nevermind..ill take care of them...and so do you! :)


Disclamer:This post is just based on the past events that occured.This post is no way related to the present..(i love all egyptians!:))

-Saifu (Trying to understand egyptian kings)