Desi Kanjar!



Gear up guys.. Another post.

This kanjar who commented “chal nikal” on my last post is defiantly that SHARK I was talking about. =D Shark u need to grow a bigger ‘FIN’ lol.

I’ve been much Desi recently; I mean I’m always Desi but recently on a higher scale lol. Me and my best college mates sit in the canteen and shout out “Oye zalillll” and yeah almost everyone turns back =D and sometimes the professors staring and that’s when I think these kahjars! I wanna squirt neembu in their eyes.

 There is this fringee friend of mine, he’s like what and who is this “DesiAuntiji”
Haha well I don’t think you people would be much familiar with her, she is amazing! I mean for like bloody real!
Ill be introducing her to you people bit by bit and I’m sure you people will love her, She is hilarious.


Recently DesiAuntyji was like “ Mehndi taa’n sajdi je nachay munday di maa” saalo ye mehndi hai ya dance bar? Lol
“pyar kiya toh darna kya!” Kanjari you wouldn’t be saying this if your parents were desi.
DesiAuntiji talks like this always.. once she was like “doctor asked the banana what is wrong? Banana Kehnda im not peeling too well”
Angreezi desi style de naal.
Its like the door of insult opens when she wakes up.  A kudi on tv was like “im sooo hot daaayyuumm” Aunty goes “chal oye kaali kanjri, tujhay shaayad koyla kha ke paida kiya hai” and yeah never disturb Aunti ji while watching cricket, this idiot was like mein kaisa lag raha hoo she was like CHAKKAAA!!
These days teenagers are always “sun raha hai naa tu.. Ro raha hu main..” Aunti replies “manhoos, ronda hee ravien chavi ghantey kanjar  le doodh phaad”
So Manhoos log keep your distance please ;)  warna haramkhooro tujhay aatay ki tarah goondh dengi. 


Just a brief description of auntiji ill get back with Auntiji again lol
See you all again soon.
-YK

RE-LAUNCH




Well well… look who just jumped in..  I finally decided to check our blog after years of hibernation.

Things have pretty changed here but what’s not changed is some idiots coming frequently to post here but not bothering to reconnect back to their old mates.

I missed you guys L there is this SHARK around here and frankly I want to kill it! fry it and guess what? I wont eat it! Ill throw it away! It’s not even worth looking at! YES I’m talking about Shariq! ‘He just forgot that I even EXIST!’ never expected this, Anyway its not worth it.

So.. I was with a few friends today chilling in hot, humid conditions that’s a bad combination btw :P walking on the cornice talking and jumping from topic to topic.  We ran across a topic of ‘blogs’ and that’s when I realized Lecture hall I shall check and so I’m here.

I don’t have much to write at the moment, but yeah surely ill come up with a few topics soon.

Sorry for being away for long L

SHARIQ please don’t comment! You and me are katti!

-YK

Bunch of creeps organising cricket of india BCOCI

Well i have got my second semester exams tommorow. So pray for me..

Apart from all this i keep hearing about match fixing going on and some players getting caught. I don't understand what the 'hulla bulla' is all about? This was going on for ages just under the nose of the BCCI and the BCCI themselves turned a blind eye towards it.

Match fixing has no solution...thats what the BCCI says it. You know what i say..shut the BCCI, thats the solution to match fixing.

I dont get it..is there a single government organisation in India that is not involved is some kind of scam, scandal, or some sort of mischief ?

I have one thing to say about match fixing..''Retire before you are caught''. And that's the thought that came to my mind when i decided to write this post.

I'll get back to maths..time for one last revision..and then sleep..yawn..zzz

You know who.
शारिक 

Be Bant Da Cup

Hello Folks!
Seems like everyone's busy with there works, studies and so on, So am I. I don't do any of these but I still don't get time from playing cricket, parties and so.

Just Came from a wedding party and it wasn't the best one. First of all, how am I suppose to do bhangra on Gidha or a romantic song???? Secondly, there was no pepsi at all!!!! My Turban was good though, and just in case someone didn't liked it, it was a new one...:P. I don't tie it all the time, but when I do, I feel proud if it. Also, I just like it how people react when they see me after a long time.

Well that was about the party, talking about cricket now. I have got off to a great start here in Canada, Hasn't been the best of the starts for the team as we have had 4 games and 2 of them have already been washed out having won the other 2 comfortably.

The last game was  a great one for me as I got useful hands in all the departments. The best part of it was the bowling where I took 3 wickets in 7 overs, all of them coming in 6 balls and all of them were bowled, what was even more amazing was that all 3 of them pitched on middle and leg and went on to hit the top of off stump. I still have the picture in my mind, it was a great feeling. Also, took a splendid catch while fielding at the second slip. It was a leading edge of a spinner's bowl which was travelling very low to my left.

So far, we look like the team to beat in our division and hopefully we will win this division. Lehgo Lions!!!!

You can check the rest of the stats of this link: http://www.bcmcl.org/index.jsp?form=matchrev&r=matchrev&game_number=104&season_id=2013REG

Meanwhile, Mom, Dad and brother are back, which means that I can enjoy more on the field without caring about my clothes and injuries. Hoorayyyyy!

Tata!