(Venue : 162nd floor burj khalifa at 10:30, February 3rd)
Ahlan wa Sahlan People!
This is your beloved host RJ, and we are on TOP of the world! Before we go on to the main event let's touch up upon the White (we promote peace) Carpet...
Entering here in her beautiful LOLLS ROYCE is MISS HAFSA!!! Let's talk to her...
How do you feel to be here tonight?
Hafsa : lol..I feel honoured and very happy to be here lol...since I have a nomination too, excited! lol And definetly looking forward to the main event! lol.(entering inside the lift)
Suddenly appearing from nowhere is...Miss Aditi Kapoor! ... Hello madam...thank you so much for being here...your views about today's awards?
Aditi : No comments.
Well...She sure is a VIP guest alright!
Next here is Mr Shafiq Khan in a Ford!...and thre seems to be some Fuzon between him n the car coz it's taking too long to park! Let's here it frm the MAN himself!
Hi SFK, how are you? And are you happy to be nominated?
SFK: I am absolutally fine! Very happy to be nominated indeed. And I have my baby with me as my lucky charm!(a french doll tht he still plays with)
No more VIP's to be seen...people rushing in to meet the superstars we don't have. But apart from everything, we have our own
Gurpreet singh sporting a superb suit, By Nike. And sports shoes below it by Adidas!(very brand conscious)
Shariq shahid, acting as the hanger for his clothes,(wear them shark!)
Yusuf Khan, A coat and a Bermuda! Interesting! and
Mustafa Khan, wearing a pathani suit! ( I wonder y?...hmm)
And BTW I am wearing a Georgio Armani personally designed hand crafted hand stitched Underwear...Under my cheaply rented Suit! And Amit Kumar is still in the shop selecting a suit for himself.
So tht's it from the Carpet which is now red!(people killing each other!) Moving on to the main event...

--The first Category we focus upon is...The Best follower for the month...to give this one we have with us...Shariq n Gurpreet ... ( awesome music)...
Gill : Good evening!
Shariq : Good evening to you too.
Gill : I mean to the audience!
Shark : Ohk so the award for spying on us...or following us goes to...Lazy18! (takes half an hour to come on to the stage...lolling...dancing...giggling...flying kisses in the air)
lazy: Lol... I knew it!(she paid us)

--Ohk so the next award for the best rated post goes to...let me check the current ratings...yes, Butty Natasha just manages to make it by 0.01 rate higher than the tuxy ride!(heart break!)
Congrats to Natasha with a Butt!

--Moving on...we have the most pretigious award of the Night...Best Writer...to give away we have Miss hafsa!
Hafsa : :)...And the award for best writer goes to..to...My Favourite! AARJAY! Yeyyeyy!
(receiving the award)...I would like to thank all my friends for being so supportivly jealous...so that I could perform better and better! Thank you.( all friends : You or me?...who kills him?)

--Ohhkay Wow!...coming to the next award...Post of the Month...
To give away...we have...The Man himself...
Mr Shafiq khan : Hello to all the ladies!
Ladies : HAAAYEEEEE!
SFK : :D And I feel ok ok to announce that it goes to The Diary Entry by RJ!
Me : Ohh well...This is amazing! 2 in a row!...Thank you Guyz!

--And we have Mustafa khan to give away 2 Important awards...Best debut as well as Most Inspirational post...(weird Beats in the background)
Masti : Assalamwualikum...I am honoured to be standing here and receiving this award...Thank you so much to all the people who voted for me!
Me : Mustafa...you have to announce...What are you doing?
Masti : Sry...I mugged it up so many times that couldn't stop...So the award for the most Inspirational post goes to...not again!...Guys! WAKE UP! by RJ!...Idiot.(his post)
--And the Best Debut will be shared equally by Gurpreet and Yusuf! Give them Some Big Hands!(people slapping them)

--Alright...so after all those emotions(audience : which?:S)...we have the funniest post of the month to be given away by...Me...And it goes to...(people scream :Tuxy Tuxy !!!)...:)...and it goes to...fingers crossed!...OVERDOSE! by Gurpreet singh!...*Claps* by some *slaps* by some!(they were overdosed)
Gurpreet : I would thank my couzins for this...who have such great sense of humour and also my parents for giving me birth! Thank you.
Alright! There is a performance by Me n Yusuf...an action packed one! Before the Last 2 Awards of the night. Enjoy!
(APPLAUSES ALL AROUND) Woof!...Tough job!

--And before the stage collapses, let's announce the best supporting role award! And to do the honours we have Yusuf Khan!
YK : Hayy Is everyone enjoying the night? Good...and the award for the best supporting role in a post goes to...Amit Kumar for A tuxy ride!...He deserves it!
Amit is not here...I would take that on his behalf. Thank you.

Most dedicated person towards the Blog is well...SHARIQ SHAHID without a Doubt...(A STANDING OVATION)...he has done so much for the well being of the blog...Incredible! *claps continue*

So that was it from the Monthly awards(everyone having dinner)...will meet you people later ... on the next awards...with a different host(audience : u suck anyways!) different nominies and it will certainly be bigger and better than this one!

Take care...bubye!
PS : Hafsa & Aditi still fighting over the fridge!