Been a long time isnt it? Yeah it has been...a long dark tiring week for me and all of us..but we survived it some how.Well i thought of writing a post on some of the most not-happening things in the world...But first ..lemme tell you about a post i wrote to post over here... a lil bit earlier.So..my random mind thought of writing a random post on a random evening..on Dinosaurs!!
The post went so 'Random' that the dinosaurs refused to get off my post! So i had to delete them instead!
So yeah where was I?..Yup most not-happening things in the world! Well i am refering to some of the things that are too dumb..to happen..and the people doing them or organizing them are even dumber (Dumb and dumber-2) So lets start off with...mmmm..My favourite...Wikipedia!
Wikipedia
This is one of the most amazing storage of knowledge i have ever seen or read!!.I just wish to see where the servers of wikipedia are kept...they will be so humungous..like the towers of knowledge!Wow just imagine...so much of knowledge kept together..you just type 'A' and VOILA...whole history of the letter 'A'! Crap!I was a big supporter of wiki..until i got banned for vandalism..i dont know what that word means..but they told me i was removing their 'towers of knowledge'..i just edited a mistake and they Ban me!Great! So much for these towers of knowledge..PS:The other day the owner was asking for donations..to buy some extra land for his 'towers of knowledge'.
no wonder..humph!
Ice skating
You know why i hate this!..YEAH You have guessed it right...CAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO ICE SKATE!!..Yeah i admit it i dont know how to iceskate..so what? whats the big deal...first time i tried ice skating was when my school took me to a deserted place in Al-Ain...Lol..it was a fun city ..i brought the skating shoes..wore em...and started to skate..huh..noo! i started to fall and fall and ...and kept falling until i could'nt stand up anymore..the small children were skating so well..So i stood up again...regained my confidence and i tried to skate..but then i fell again..this time on my face! Nevermind...NEXT!Fire works
Pirates
Yeah i know i have written about them in my earlier posts...But i just had to include them..i have heard alot about somali pirates..and they got on my nerves this morning..and i researched on them..So basically they are people.. who take a small boat goto a giant ship and fire tiny piny bullets ..and say we are here to hijack your vessel! And the people on the giant ship are like..HUH? what did they say??...Maybe they need help...lower the ladder! They come up, tie everyone up, hijack the ship and take the whole ship to somalia...GReat...(Dumb and dumber-3)News channels
Are you getting bored...tired of watching same movies again and again..go watch a news channel! Yeah thats what they want you to do..watch them instead of movies..they make up stories do anything they can do to 'sell' their channel..I still have a incident in my mind..that was really dumb..the news channels told the viewers..we are going to a village where a person is going to suicide in the evening!(no respect for people..instead of saving him..they are making money) They showed it the whole day the people gathered.....then when the sun was about to set..the person was in no mood to suicide and he said GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE! The news reporter said ''we will be back after a short break''.They came back and nothing...like there was no news of that man! And about the infamous Breaking news...What does the breaking news actually break??!Keep going guys!
Last but no the least!
The letters givin at the end of each internet form to prove that i am a human! I hate them.They are written in a way that you cant just read them!!..more-over sometimes i try typing the exact letters and they just dont freaking match! It keeps saying you are not a human..Goto hell.. you are not a human i am a human..HOMO SAPIEN! Yea i made you...now just shut it! Lol i got carried away..but yeah these are some of the most annoying things ..I hope you enjoyed reading my post! :)
PSssssst : If anyone wants that dinosaur post just play chinese whisper with me!
Saifu(Trying to make a comeback)
4 comments:
lamo..i know about the wiki things..its so wierd how they are such a big search engine and tehy need funds..lol..saifu's famed pirates...lmao..oh and teh proof that ur human...its relly stupid..i hate it too..lol
love how you write...you style keeps becoming better with every post..keep writing :)
hey cool.. even these examination days.. you wrote a post now thats a grate thing to do..
good keep it up to the pirates! lol.....
Definetly better than the dinosaurs(i have read it)...and I completely agree to the fireworks thingy...I have been thinking about it for a quiet a while now...and yeah the wiki guy asks for donations coz he had to pay to the people who BAN people like u n me...:(
Stolen title i will write a blog on it.Lolz but good one.
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