Hi all...

NOTE: 'I started this thing as a comment to the previous post of Sharq so I want all the readers to first read the previous post by him and also the following comments...'

Hmm...Lets see...I want to agree with priyanka in some aspects but thn some things are preventing me as I am a micawber sort of person and if thre's no contradiction, life's boring!
Why not do both the things together...I mean what shariq says could be implemented to wht priyanka says...invest a million in gaming and earn 50...invest 48 in slums and 1 in gaming and one in the invester's pocket...not bad!
And BTW we are a progressive democracy and in trying to completely focus on our weaknesses, we must not forget our strengths...the london traffic is managed in banglore via satellites--now tht isn't a joke. The USB was invented by an indian...MSN is run by an Indian...and many many other facts will tell you how we feature globally.

And one more thing...which has just struck me...if Indian--so called the rich like Ambanis invest in this gaming sector...it's eventually gonna benefit the economy of the country, we shall have more and more employment of indians in this sector, more and more foreign investment here which leads to a growth in tourism sector ultimately to GDP growth and the treasury of the govt. which solves all the problems...
And furthermore, just like sharq says...the possibilities are endless...trucks, rickshaws, phatphatis, tempos, trains, jugads, and the locations are a bonus, you could have the smow in kashmir, greenery in punjab, desert in ahem...Rajasthan, people running into your simulator every hour in UP and beaches in goa and lots more...we could have aur own GTA vice city. Ohh ohh...bullock carts, donkey carts, camel carts, dhabas in the way, police asking for bribe and stuff...it could all be desi fun after all.

Well...If I had about a million dollars to invest here I surely would, right now!

And here's some facts I got hold of on the way...
--India is one of only three countries that makes supercomputers (the US and Japan are the other two).
--India is one of six countries that launches satellites.
--The Bombay stock exchange lists more than 6,600 companies. Only the NYSE has more.
--Eight Indian companies are listed on the NYSE; three on the NASDAQ.
--Nearly 49% of the high-tech startups in silicon Valley and Washington, D.C. are owned by Indians or Indian-Americans.
--India has the second largest community of software developers, after the U.S.
Someone said...The difference between a winner and a loser is that a winner knows his weaknesses and focuses on his strengths and a loser knows his strengths and focuses on his weaknesses.

PS : Apologies for being so late in writing this piece but i have my own limitations coz of travelling and then jet lagging and stuff...and again i can't promise of being on time the next time due to the same reason...

Bubye...RJ

Hellooooo......Almost 1 month ago i wrote we are back!but never came back since then.....lol.It was as if some of us forgot that they had a blog...Where they can share there feelings.....

Today me,yusuf,shark and gary we had maths tuition.....Tuition was at 11:30 but me and shark  reached early..i must say very early at 10...And now the question was what to do?Because we doesn't wanna be unnecessarily  sitting at sir's house doing nothing but whispering and doing those boring questions....

So we planned to go to the internet cafe and we spent the next 1 hour at the cafe most of the time thinking what to browse and what to do.....And then came yusuf at around 11:15 looking a bit happy and a bit tensed because he was caught on his way crossing the road which is illegal and was about to be fined around 500dhs....really a big amount..But then the policeman got some sympathy on him and let him go........

Then we went to the tuition and spent the next 3 hours trying to do Inverse(Matrices),by now we were really hungry as we left his house so we planned to eat something and we reached Sahara Centre (MCDONALDS) in search of food....It was like three hungry lions looking for a food that to veg.... By now Gary wasn't there with us....Ok now me standing near the queue making some poor plans with shariq to cut short the line....and so finally it was my turn...I ordered 3 veggie meals worth 48 and took a 50 dhs note out of my wallet,trying to show off and why not!It was adidas....lol

The girl standing at the counter looking in a hurry as if the customers will run away if she'll not take their orders within 5 mnts, she confirmed my order and took that 50 dh note in a hurry and kept it in the cash counter and than took the same note out alongwith 2dh chillers and handed over to me....:D

I didn't even turned back as i moved away from the counter, i went and stood near yusuf and shariq as they were about to take money out of their pockets....Me with a smile on my face as if i have just brushed my teeth with dabur lal dantmanjan and my teeth are shining like silver in sun....

Ok now as we got our order and during the whole time i was just saying how tasty it feels eating a burger which you have not paid for,the fries,the drink,it was just amazing....we finished it up and moved away still very happy.....

we went out of the mall still discussing about free burgers! Then  shariq went back home as he lives in sharjah and we started heading towards dubai, but suddenly yusuf realized  that something is missing he checked it everywhere but it wasn't there with him...It was his sun glasses of Lozza worth 600...:P Suddenly the happiness turned into a big frustration....:-l

We went back to the Centre  seraching for it here and there,even asked the guards in the mall,cleaners and finally at the customer service....but there was no sign of it.......So, we turned back again and crossed the border of Sharjah and head back to dubai...with some really.. sweet memories of those sun glasses.
In the end it was a mixed day, good for us but really bad  for yusuf!.......Maybe thats what we call as luck.....

Gurpreet

(Venue : 162nd floor burj khalifa at 10:30, February 3rd)
Ahlan wa Sahlan People!
This is your beloved host RJ, and we are on TOP of the world! Before we go on to the main event let's touch up upon the White (we promote peace) Carpet...
Entering here in her beautiful LOLLS ROYCE is MISS HAFSA!!! Let's talk to her...
How do you feel to be here tonight?
Hafsa : lol..I feel honoured and very happy to be here lol...since I have a nomination too, excited! lol And definetly looking forward to the main event! lol.(entering inside the lift)
Suddenly appearing from nowhere is...Miss Aditi Kapoor! ... Hello madam...thank you so much for being here...your views about today's awards?
Aditi : No comments.
Well...She sure is a VIP guest alright!
Next here is Mr Shafiq Khan in a Ford!...and thre seems to be some Fuzon between him n the car coz it's taking too long to park! Let's here it frm the MAN himself!
Hi SFK, how are you? And are you happy to be nominated?
SFK: I am absolutally fine! Very happy to be nominated indeed. And I have my baby with me as my lucky charm!(a french doll tht he still plays with)
No more VIP's to be seen...people rushing in to meet the superstars we don't have. But apart from everything, we have our own
Gurpreet singh sporting a superb suit, By Nike. And sports shoes below it by Adidas!(very brand conscious)
Shariq shahid, acting as the hanger for his clothes,(wear them shark!)
Yusuf Khan, A coat and a Bermuda! Interesting! and
Mustafa Khan, wearing a pathani suit! ( I wonder y?...hmm)
And BTW I am wearing a Georgio Armani personally designed hand crafted hand stitched Underwear...Under my cheaply rented Suit! And Amit Kumar is still in the shop selecting a suit for himself.
So tht's it from the Carpet which is now red!(people killing each other!) Moving on to the main event...

--The first Category we focus upon is...The Best follower for the month...to give this one we have with us...Shariq n Gurpreet ... ( awesome music)...
Gill : Good evening!
Shariq : Good evening to you too.
Gill : I mean to the audience!
Shark : Ohk so the award for spying on us...or following us goes to...Lazy18! (takes half an hour to come on to the stage...lolling...dancing...giggling...flying kisses in the air)
lazy: Lol... I knew it!(she paid us)

--Ohk so the next award for the best rated post goes to...let me check the current ratings...yes, Butty Natasha just manages to make it by 0.01 rate higher than the tuxy ride!(heart break!)
Congrats to Natasha with a Butt!

--Moving on...we have the most pretigious award of the Night...Best Writer...to give away we have Miss hafsa!
Hafsa : :)...And the award for best writer goes to..to...My Favourite! AARJAY! Yeyyeyy!
(receiving the award)...I would like to thank all my friends for being so supportivly jealous...so that I could perform better and better! Thank you.( all friends : You or me?...who kills him?)

--Ohhkay Wow!...coming to the next award...Post of the Month...
To give away...we have...The Man himself...
Mr Shafiq khan : Hello to all the ladies!
Ladies : HAAAYEEEEE!
SFK : :D And I feel ok ok to announce that it goes to The Diary Entry by RJ!
Me : Ohh well...This is amazing! 2 in a row!...Thank you Guyz!

--And we have Mustafa khan to give away 2 Important awards...Best debut as well as Most Inspirational post...(weird Beats in the background)
Masti : Assalamwualikum...I am honoured to be standing here and receiving this award...Thank you so much to all the people who voted for me!
Me : Mustafa...you have to announce...What are you doing?
Masti : Sry...I mugged it up so many times that couldn't stop...So the award for the most Inspirational post goes to...not again!...Guys! WAKE UP! by RJ!...Idiot.(his post)
--And the Best Debut will be shared equally by Gurpreet and Yusuf! Give them Some Big Hands!(people slapping them)

--Alright...so after all those emotions(audience : which?:S)...we have the funniest post of the month to be given away by...Me...And it goes to...(people scream :Tuxy Tuxy !!!)...:)...and it goes to...fingers crossed!...OVERDOSE! by Gurpreet singh!...*Claps* by some *slaps* by some!(they were overdosed)
Gurpreet : I would thank my couzins for this...who have such great sense of humour and also my parents for giving me birth! Thank you.
Alright! There is a performance by Me n Yusuf...an action packed one! Before the Last 2 Awards of the night. Enjoy!
(APPLAUSES ALL AROUND) Woof!...Tough job!

--And before the stage collapses, let's announce the best supporting role award! And to do the honours we have Yusuf Khan!
YK : Hayy Is everyone enjoying the night? Good...and the award for the best supporting role in a post goes to...Amit Kumar for A tuxy ride!...He deserves it!
Amit is not here...I would take that on his behalf. Thank you.

Most dedicated person towards the Blog is well...SHARIQ SHAHID without a Doubt...(A STANDING OVATION)...he has done so much for the well being of the blog...Incredible! *claps continue*

So that was it from the Monthly awards(everyone having dinner)...will meet you people later ... on the next awards...with a different host(audience : u suck anyways!) different nominies and it will certainly be bigger and better than this one!

Take care...bubye!
PS : Hafsa & Aditi still fighting over the fridge!

{INTRO : This is an imaginative piece, looking at different aspects. It's written in the form of a letter.}


The Blue Planet
12345П Light years
Milky Way galaxy
Towards the Sun – Near Venus

Hello Humans,
My name is “Alien Phattu Tingu”. I live on a planet which you are yet to find or should I say, might never be able to find. I am writing this letter today because I was feeling bored and wanted to ask you a few things too. My parents (yes, we reproduce too!) warned me against you before this. But they didn’t tell me the reason. Are you really that dangerous? Well, even if you are, what do I care?
Yes, coming to the questions. First of all, who the F*** told you we look like creatures made out of Shit? I vomited after watching ET. I mean why you always think that it’s you who are smart and rests are dumb? You make us look like superconductors, with a light glowing from weird parts of our body, as shown by you.
Second question, supposed to be first, but I was angry so I asked that first. Why you think that we will land up on your tiny winy home called “Earth”? Ok even if we happen to be there, why would we destroy it? Every time we come, run around like mad bunch of hounds and destroy you! HELLO…we have our own planet for God’s sake. And always when we are shown as friends, we have special powers. So you could benefit from them.
Third question, There are 100s of places & 1000s of species still undiscovered on your planet. Why waste time sending some stupid machines in the space trying to find us? Use that little amount of knowledge to uncover your own planet first. And after you do that I am sure your greed to find more will be satisfied. Try it!
It was almost perfect until it was “Global warming”, now it’s become Universal. Stop sending some needles which fart and pollute the space! You’re not going to find us. Bloody an Osama is still missing and you want to meet us?
Time for some universal facts. The numbers go beyond 2012. It’s not the end of number line or your planet. You’ll die, don’t worry. But not so soon.
Waiting for your positive reply in eagerness (no, that’s not the name of our planet).

Never to be yours
PT

Hi everyone,
This is the first time I am writing a blog EVER...therefore have no idea on how to start. But we are tought to give ur introduction first...so here it is
This is not an individual blog...it's a group blog..we are a bunch of guys...who wanted to write our own blog.(for some weird reason)
Let me strt with the introduction of all ( in alphabetical order )...
Amit...Ample honesty combined with the best of hearts, he is someone who you can literally call at 3 and say, " Amit, my zip is stuck dude, need help!"...and he would come!
Gurpreet Singh Gill...Flambuoyance, presence of mind and intelligence...with a lot of energy...is gurpreet!...A superb company to have and one of the bestest of friends.
Mustafa...yes...he is a Khan. - a thorough hyderabadi, a thorough professional, very sincere, and knows how to digest a bad joke on himself:P. Another great friend.
Rajesh Pareek...yeah u guessed it ryt...it's me!... not someone who u could call at 3 coz my phone is either out of charge or i am not near it. Jokes apart...I try to stay original and unique...tht's it!
Shariq Shahid...you cut me in half radially and you get a shariq shahid, skinniest of all, weirdest of all, and the most appreciative of all. A great human being...
Yusuf Khan...Boy next door looks, boy next door charm, bu a man next door habits...you'll come to know that later. Quiet mature bu sometimes over mature:P
Ok then I am done with the work here...will be waiting for one of my friends to sign in and correct me if i am wrong. Untill then
Adios...
RAJESH