Showing posts with label Rajesh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rajesh. Show all posts

Are bees really that good with spellings?..Why Spelling-BEE?

Heyy hunks and punks!(tht reminds me, I was once an orange “chunk” when I volunteered for Rani juices)

Howdy? In case anyone is interested, I have a cold and a sore throat. Anyways you would care only if I have a finger broken, a crooked hand or an eye missing…coz that’s what I use to blog! (and the rest of blogging community…hopefully)

But there is something else we use(ooo!!!)…hmm…want to know?... it’s our brain, which I found missing in the last blog of ours by Gary and therefore had to remove it…no hard feelings Gary!

Hmm…Quiet a lot happening in the past week, but something very interesting took place today, and I thought it was worth sharing.

Does English bother you sometimes? With it’s damned idiosyncratic and eerie lexicon? Guess what? Today was the day for me to know why Shakespeare was gay!

I had a spelling bee competition on the national level in Abu Dhabi after somehow getting selected in the school and then the district(or state). Since I live in Dubai and had no idea about how to reach to the Al nahda national girls school in Abu Dhabi, My dad takes his time-out from his busy schedule and decides to come along…now, the form that I carried had no information of where the school was so I had to take their contact info from 181 and we are on the way at 8 in the morn and my dad calls them. The receptionist, as usual says,”al nahda girls school, how may I help u sir?” And my dad told her that, we were on the way & needed to know where their school was. All hunky dory up till now, and for the sake of humanity, she started showing us the way. After asking her, scolding her, and she confusing us and herself(may be all of the other staff), by 9:15 I knew where Sheikh Zayed mosque was, We were patrolling the same area for more than an hour and the irony is that I see practically no signs of civilization anywhere to refer from!

My competition starts at 9:30 and it’s 9:15 and we are somewhere in Abu Dhabi, My dad finally calls up on her and decides to go no his own…He stops at a petrol pump and asks a taxi driver to take me n my friend(Amit ) with him to the school so that he can follow and reach, and guess what? We reach the school by 9:29. We felt as if the lady’s(receptionist) child was also in the competition and she didn’t want him/her to have more people to compete with! If Google earth hired her, Indians would be called Americans and she would be on Mars!

We are on time and wait for it to start as I put on my chest num 604. Started off with category I and I was in Category VI which took around 2n half hours before I was on the stage with 5 other participants from all over UAE! WOW! Felt good to be there, and could see my mom giving her ”I’m PROUD of u” expressions..but wait, who are my competitors?...5 Girls! OMG! No other boy? Am I the only one?...I whispered as I gazed around!

So now, it started and they asked me a word and guess what?...I spelt it! Ok, done with the first round! Now second round and the British guy asks me a word which even he wasn’t sure of how to pronounce and after thinking over it, making different confused faces he utters something like, “farfutchueiation”…I’m Like,” yeah! Exactly! N wht shld I do? Spell it? U crazy?”:P And trust me, I had No Idea wht so ever, about the word, and I, ofc, Spelt like an Indian would in the end! – “Forfuituivation?” An by his next expression I felt as if he was about to say, “I QUIT!” and suicide but instead he says,”I’m sorry tht’s wrong!”…I, in my own was like,”I won’t forgive you for this, even if u are sorry!”

And we returned, though I was 4th, was kicked out! As only the top three got selected, and I am happy that I managed to go up to that level and made my friends and parents happy!

Lots more to write about it but this is the shortest way I could represent it, If you have managed to read it till here! Kudos to you! And if not, who cares?

Take care people!

- Bee RJ

Excite-me-n(o)t = Excitement for me!

Howdy readers!

So this is an incident that doesn’t usually happen…I have noticed it all the time that whenever something special happens to me…It kind of becomes more special …in a funny way, for example…I was the lead character in one of the plays I did…and everyone had a mic…just me without one…someone had to enter in midst of the play to give me the mic!...the curtain guy slept in the one previous to this one!...my first stage performance as a singer…well…I had the mic this time…STOPPED WORKING as soon as I started singing…amazing!...people laughed at me…and I had to continue to sing…coz the karaoke was playing in the background!

So apart from those and lots n lots of other stories…something happened on this Tuesday…u knw the city radio…over here in Dubai we have so many stations…and one of them is city 101.6…now these guyz asked me a question…well…to all but u know when u are alone in the room and the radio is playing…u feel as if the girl with the heavenly voice is solely talking to u…so this girl asks a fairly simple question…and I answer it via sms…and after some 2 minutes…she calls “ME” on the cell…that is…off air…and this is what happened!

Tia (the radio girl) : hey…

Me: hello…:S

Tia : may I speak to Mr. Rajesh please…

Me: What?...ohh Rajesh…yeah that’s me.(Not used to Mr, & I kinda get nervous with new girls on the phone…:P)

Tia : hehe…yeah so u have won the gift hamper worth of 300 AED …

Me : hmm…Thank u…

Tia : you have WON this PRIZE!!!

Me : yeh…thank u very much ( in a voice which felt like…somebody just died…NERVOUS!)

Tia : I am giving u a prize and u are sounding so low!...c’mon this is not fair!

Me : ohh...no actually that’s the way I sound…

Tia : No…listen…when I put you on air…you have to sound excited or else I will be in trouble…allryt?

Me : ohh…ok. No probs…I will try my level best!

Tia : ok fine…wait up…

So now this song is playing in the backdrop and after it ends she is just doing her job, giving info about the artist and all and was about to introduce me…meanwhile I thought of practicing the excitement…or to just act like I was… without knowing tht she put me on air without telling me…so this happens…

Tia : so this song was by shamur (let the music play) and he’s quiet popular even now because...

Me : (interrupting)HEYY TIAAAAAAA!!!

Tia : Wht the!!……heyyy!!!...who’s that:S??

Me : huh?...YEYY!!! it’s Rajesh…(just watch the excitement…lol)

Tia : alright…rajesh…y are u so excited?...(haha…I literally laughed…first she was like u are dull now excited?)

Me : hehe…no actually whenever I talk to city 1016 I get excited…(I had to use it to save myself coz to make them happy this is the last thing u can do! And it always works)

She asked the question again on air…and I answered and then she announced the prize…

Tia : congratulations Rajesh…you get a 300 dirham gift voucher to go n buy BLANKETS for you!

Me : (what? Blankets? but…since I had to sound excited!) YEYYY!!!(now this Yeyy literally sounded like I am scolding someone…YEY!!!...haha)

And the nightmare for me ended…but never the less I won something to cover myself up for the rest of Dubai…! BLANKETS!!!

This post is solely dedicated to the team of city 1016 and especially...TIAAAA!!!

- RJ Pareek

The Re(In)sults!

(Venue : 162nd floor burj khalifa at 10:30, February 3rd)
Ahlan wa Sahlan People!
This is your beloved host RJ, and we are on TOP of the world! Before we go on to the main event let's touch up upon the White (we promote peace) Carpet...
Entering here in her beautiful LOLLS ROYCE is MISS HAFSA!!! Let's talk to her...
How do you feel to be here tonight?
Hafsa : lol..I feel honoured and very happy to be here lol...since I have a nomination too, excited! lol And definetly looking forward to the main event! lol.(entering inside the lift)
Suddenly appearing from nowhere is...Miss Aditi Kapoor! ... Hello madam...thank you so much for being here...your views about today's awards?
Aditi : No comments.
Well...She sure is a VIP guest alright!
Next here is Mr Shafiq Khan in a Ford!...and thre seems to be some Fuzon between him n the car coz it's taking too long to park! Let's here it frm the MAN himself!
Hi SFK, how are you? And are you happy to be nominated?
SFK: I am absolutally fine! Very happy to be nominated indeed. And I have my baby with me as my lucky charm!(a french doll tht he still plays with)
No more VIP's to be seen...people rushing in to meet the superstars we don't have. But apart from everything, we have our own
Gurpreet singh sporting a superb suit, By Nike. And sports shoes below it by Adidas!(very brand conscious)
Shariq shahid, acting as the hanger for his clothes,(wear them shark!)
Yusuf Khan, A coat and a Bermuda! Interesting! and
Mustafa Khan, wearing a pathani suit! ( I wonder y?...hmm)
And BTW I am wearing a Georgio Armani personally designed hand crafted hand stitched Underwear...Under my cheaply rented Suit! And Amit Kumar is still in the shop selecting a suit for himself.
So tht's it from the Carpet which is now red!(people killing each other!) Moving on to the main event...

--The first Category we focus upon is...The Best follower for the month...to give this one we have with us...Shariq n Gurpreet ... ( awesome music)...
Gill : Good evening!
Shariq : Good evening to you too.
Gill : I mean to the audience!
Shark : Ohk so the award for spying on us...or following us goes to...Lazy18! (takes half an hour to come on to the stage...lolling...dancing...giggling...flying kisses in the air)
lazy: Lol... I knew it!(she paid us)

--Ohk so the next award for the best rated post goes to...let me check the current ratings...yes, Butty Natasha just manages to make it by 0.01 rate higher than the tuxy ride!(heart break!)
Congrats to Natasha with a Butt!

--Moving on...we have the most pretigious award of the Night...Best Writer...to give away we have Miss hafsa!
Hafsa : :)...And the award for best writer goes to..to...My Favourite! AARJAY! Yeyyeyy!
(receiving the award)...I would like to thank all my friends for being so supportivly jealous...so that I could perform better and better! Thank you.( all friends : You or me?...who kills him?)

--Ohhkay Wow!...coming to the next award...Post of the Month...
To give away...we have...The Man himself...
Mr Shafiq khan : Hello to all the ladies!
Ladies : HAAAYEEEEE!
SFK : :D And I feel ok ok to announce that it goes to The Diary Entry by RJ!
Me : Ohh well...This is amazing! 2 in a row!...Thank you Guyz!

--And we have Mustafa khan to give away 2 Important awards...Best debut as well as Most Inspirational post...(weird Beats in the background)
Masti : Assalamwualikum...I am honoured to be standing here and receiving this award...Thank you so much to all the people who voted for me!
Me : Mustafa...you have to announce...What are you doing?
Masti : Sry...I mugged it up so many times that couldn't stop...So the award for the most Inspirational post goes to...not again!...Guys! WAKE UP! by RJ!...Idiot.(his post)
--And the Best Debut will be shared equally by Gurpreet and Yusuf! Give them Some Big Hands!(people slapping them)

--Alright...so after all those emotions(audience : which?:S)...we have the funniest post of the month to be given away by...Me...And it goes to...(people scream :Tuxy Tuxy !!!)...:)...and it goes to...fingers crossed!...OVERDOSE! by Gurpreet singh!...*Claps* by some *slaps* by some!(they were overdosed)
Gurpreet : I would thank my couzins for this...who have such great sense of humour and also my parents for giving me birth! Thank you.
Alright! There is a performance by Me n Yusuf...an action packed one! Before the Last 2 Awards of the night. Enjoy!
(APPLAUSES ALL AROUND) Woof!...Tough job!

--And before the stage collapses, let's announce the best supporting role award! And to do the honours we have Yusuf Khan!
YK : Hayy Is everyone enjoying the night? Good...and the award for the best supporting role in a post goes to...Amit Kumar for A tuxy ride!...He deserves it!
Amit is not here...I would take that on his behalf. Thank you.

Most dedicated person towards the Blog is well...SHARIQ SHAHID without a Doubt...(A STANDING OVATION)...he has done so much for the well being of the blog...Incredible! *claps continue*

So that was it from the Monthly awards(everyone having dinner)...will meet you people later ... on the next awards...with a different host(audience : u suck anyways!) different nominies and it will certainly be bigger and better than this one!

Take care...bubye!
PS : Hafsa & Aditi still fighting over the fridge!

The beginning...

Hi everyone,
This is the first time I am writing a blog EVER...therefore have no idea on how to start. But we are tought to give ur introduction first...so here it is
This is not an individual blog...it's a group blog..we are a bunch of guys...who wanted to write our own blog.(for some weird reason)
Let me strt with the introduction of all ( in alphabetical order )...
Amit...Ample honesty combined with the best of hearts, he is someone who you can literally call at 3 and say, " Amit, my zip is stuck dude, need help!"...and he would come!
Gurpreet Singh Gill...Flambuoyance, presence of mind and intelligence...with a lot of energy...is gurpreet!...A superb company to have and one of the bestest of friends.
Mustafa...yes...he is a Khan. - a thorough hyderabadi, a thorough professional, very sincere, and knows how to digest a bad joke on himself:P. Another great friend.
Rajesh Pareek...yeah u guessed it ryt...it's me!... not someone who u could call at 3 coz my phone is either out of charge or i am not near it. Jokes apart...I try to stay original and unique...tht's it!
Shariq Shahid...you cut me in half radially and you get a shariq shahid, skinniest of all, weirdest of all, and the most appreciative of all. A great human being...
Yusuf Khan...Boy next door looks, boy next door charm, bu a man next door habits...you'll come to know that later. Quiet mature bu sometimes over mature:P
Ok then I am done with the work here...will be waiting for one of my friends to sign in and correct me if i am wrong. Untill then
Adios...
RAJESH