This is to inform you all that "YUSUF KHAN" is dead!
He no longer exists.. but his ghost will defiantly write a post..
he no longer has any part to play physically, but will do the same mentally so anyone who wants to read what yusuf khan has to write then go learn mind reading, and approach to his grave which is "NEXT DOOR"
THE WILL OF YUSUF KHAN:
1. The virus in his laptop is to be distributed equally amongst his close friends.
2. Non of the female contacts should not be distributed amongst his friends as it will lead to a new BLOG!
3. All the VCD'S and DVD's in his drawer should be buried 6 feet under!
4. His heart and lungs are not to be donated to any individual under any circumstances!
5. NO one is invited to his grave at anytime!
6. PLEASE KILL MEHARDEEP AFTER HIM!
7. All should contribute for a 5 star place in the grave yard!
8. His "hay" is to be popularized amongst the new upcoming generation!
9. No one is to touch his CHEMISTRY notebook at any cost! even if he is not around!
10. Always keep taking tips from his big brother, as HE IS THE PLAYER OF HEARTS.
HE ALWAYS LOVED HIS LOZZA!
-Ghost of yusuf khan (yk)
4 comments:
a very big hiiiii....to yusuf's ghost....world's funniest will....lol..:)
spelling mistakes! even after dying....ahh man yusuf!!! u will never repent!!!
okay..question #1..why on earth is yusuf even dead?
question #2..if ur lozza show up in the lost and found..cn i keep it?..promise ill get a good price on it when i sell it..:)
hahahahhaha... funniest will i ever heard.. abey marte marte mujhe kyon phasa gaya..
bhaiya,
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