Ooh Mann!...Part II

Bones of hollow crystal, not a voluntary muscle, wet skin covering dry meat and carrying a 2.2 ricter scale earthquake where-ever he moved is what the HM left our Character with. He strolled back to the classroom getting goose-bumps with every breath, which he rarely happen to take. "Hey man, what did he say?" asked Martin. The word 'MAN' somehow didn't sound as good it used to be for Ron as he gathers strength to lay his butt on the chair. "What happened? Are you okay?" enquired the bunch in a bit of worry. 'He found the paper with the poem and wants to know who has written it.'

You could hear even the screech of an eyeball move or the shutting sound of the eye lashes in the silence that followed this sentence from Ron. Suddenly there are more Rons in the room than one, looking like clones of each other. The room had 3 brains recalling all there life and 3 others working faster than a child is born in terms of Zidane(he always thought they are born at the speed of light!). A plan to meet in the recess after the class in the ground was up and running without any idea of what to discuss. 'Trrriiinggggggg' and Ron comes out of coma with all heading towards the ground. He used to think a lot and he would somehow find his way out of all the problems he has been all his life uptill now...

In the ground...

"No matter what, we are all together, even if it demands us to get kicked out." are the words that brought all the life back in Ron. These were spoken by a bunch of friends who really looked like they are up for anything. The love nearly brought tears in Ron's eyes and with all his confidence he speaks out,"fine then, let's go up to him and tell him the truth that we have done it."... "I think we talked about getting a TC, not a BLACK one!" joked Aaron and Rameez. No one knew they could pull a joke out of this too but as they were known for all such stuff they were bound to stick to it. Which reminds me, like Zidane, Rameez too had his fact of the millenium, 'If you kick a boy hard enough on his balls, they end up in the stomach!'

Surprisingly, All agree to the brave task but tentatively. When? was the big question." After the fifth class?" *Deep breaths* and *more deep breaths*..."Okay! Everyone has to die, sooner or later, let's just say our life was only 14.57491 years on average." I don't know if this fits well here, but that's how Graeme would talk! Serious as well as witty in his sense of humour. The feeling that was there for the 2 classes before the declaration may be matched the feelings of the people who have been ordered to be hanged till death and are waiting for it. Faces filled with confidence, fear, pride, shame and even smiles observed each other and eyes spoke all that mattered! But for Ron, even a simple nod of a head from guys around made him feel angels are True after all.

The Time has arrived...

6 Guys, famous in the building, standing outside the HM's office with their legs close together to control the urge to urinate wasn't common in their school. Which made every passer by look with wide eyes and raised eye-brows.

"Guys, ready?" asked Ron. "Yeah, if he has a toilet in there!" Yeah, they can't stop joking. Martin and Graeme this time. Yohan looks like he's gearing up for the battle field, jumping slightly as if he was in a boxing ring. May be getting all his defence tactics in place for the punches from his dad! The army moves in, one after the other, singing a martyr song and step inside the HM's office with Ron leading the pack.

"So you have found the guys after all Ron, I'm proud of you!" says the Dean and all the faces turn towards Ron showing Pity! They stand in a line and seeing the HM having the Dirty piece of paper placed on his desk, he says, " We have done it, Sir.". And looks down in shame. As the Dean is experiencing the shock of his lifetime. Ron takes his eyes back to the paper as he is the closest to the Table, the paper read some very bad things written on it about the girls. But it wasn't the paper that he had written!!!

"OH MY GOD!...*BLANK*" is how Ron's brain once again reacted to the situation...

THE END

6 comments:

Pragya said...

thanks fo nt making me wait fo de 2nd part...:)...well it was soo hilarious even wen de situation was goin worst n worst....poor ron...

Guru said...

i really feel for those guys.......they must have been banged by the HM and that too for a small misunderstanding.....and raj can u tell me wat HM did after they confessed that they have done it.....
and those 2 guys rameez and aaron were really funny.....:D

Anonymous said...

hahahah!!!..oh man i was NOT expecting that!..turns out that bunch isn't the only one who likes to mess with the girls!..lmao...but really loving the writing style and the building of suspense..well done :) i see potential...

Shawrix said...

Lol...the ending was a shock...But why did you end it dude?...shoulda continued the story!

Gary said...

hey mates..i guess sumthing r missin............

yusuf khan said...

at the end someone injured his hand in excitement!