Ooh Mann!...Part I

The boys are in a hurry to head to their classes as their afternoon shift starts. The reason behind all the rush is not because they are excited to study, but to see what the girls of the morning shift have written on the black board. This communication has been going on from a month or so. Both the sexes seem to be very excited about what the other replies to their queries. This is bound to happen in a school where boys and girls are kept as far away as how a child is kept from a poisonous inflammable fluid!(And i don't mean the girls are poisonous at all...may be inflammable!).

Ron, Yohan, Graeme, Martin, Rameez & Aron have all been very keen about all the writings, but in a very decent manner. It was always about "how are you?"and "i'm fine" for them. This day was different, as they rushed towards the classroom, there was something more than hi's n hellos, something very intriguingly foolish which meant to test the not so manly, but yet the manhood of the boys. This is the last thing any boy wants to hear. "Prove that you are a boy/man!" is not something i would advice any girl to ask for impressing any boy.

This gets them thinking, overtime, and frustratedly as well. ''We were never hostile to them, then why are they trying to act oversmart!?'' exclaimes Ron. Everyone nods with a disappointed face. Yohan had always been a very naughty boy from his KG days, when his uncle would drop him to school and during the journey he would either tie up both his laces together or stick a chewing-gum in his hairs, just because he didn't like the school. ''Let's respond with something manly!" he calls out. ''like what?'' seem to ask a few, whereas a few have a smile on their face literally meaning,"Are we really gonna do that?"

Suddenly a guy from the same batch comes up,"Hey, Ron! Write something down on a paper and lemme know what you think...". Ron writes down as the guy spoke. "What is this?" responded everyone after listening to 8 lines which explained how a child was born! No, it wasn't as vulgor as you might think but it wasn't very neat as well. "We should respond with this, to them, and they will know what we are made up of!" As he finished his sentence, the teacher enters flagging his,"Sit down, Sit down" even if no one wished to stand. sometimes they felt as if the teacher was asking them to SIT DOWN on the ground. So Ron pushed the piece of paper beneath the table with his shievering hands, and they continued without much notice.

The day ended, everyone went home, after a few wrote something in reply on the black board.

The next day, the same excitement, for some, and not so much for the others. But to everyone's surprise, nothing on the black board today! "May be they got scared!" Said Sunny and Graeme. They all smiled and punched a few funny lines here and there, to get back to the routine.
It's the third class, enter the Headmaster in the room, all stand, he stares like a lion in the faces of all. Everyone is scared of him, not because he looks scary or he punishes harshly, but because he calls your parents even if you pick your nose. He asks a few suspicious questions to Yohan and collects 3 notebooks of the guyz who are not-so-good in studies. None of our gang guy comes under the hammer, they are all good students inspite of all the fun they involve in. "Ron, Come out with me!" Everyone thanks the class teacher for not making them a leader. That could only have been the reason for Ron to be called out by the Dean, as they walk out of the classroom.

"Ron, you are the responsible student of this class. I have got a paper from your class, which has something very bad written in it. The girls gave it to me. I want you to quickly find out who could be behind all this? I will be taking different notebooks from the class to match the hand-writing."

"OH MY GOD!...*BLANK*" is how Ron's brain responded to the above lines by the Dean. " Yes sir, aaa aai wwill let you know as soon as I find out." said a horrified Ron...*to be continued*

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahah!!...man this is the story from you guys right?..something that happend in you school?..cuz i remember u mentioned something about a black board once...very nicley written i must say..although you should link your sentences more..just a suggestion...which one is you btw?...can't wait for how ron gets screwed :)

Guru said...

hey...i think sunny wasn't there in the scipt....it was ROY...i guess....
but a nice post...and yea waiting for the second part...:D

Pragya said...

nicely written....it was easy to imagine de scene....n i think i heard this same stry sumwhere...n i guess i knw de END...but still waiting fo 2nd part....:)

Shawrix said...

Well written dude..tho i was able to make out some characters...in this story.!

yusuf khan said...

sarfarosi ki tamna ab hamare dil mai hai! dekhna hai zoor kitna baazu-e-katil main hain!