Dead!

yusuf khan | 1:27 am | | 4 comments

This is to inform you all that "YUSUF KHAN" is dead!

He no longer exists.. but his ghost will defiantly write a post..
he no longer has any part to play physically, but will do the same mentally so anyone who wants to read what yusuf khan has to write then go learn mind reading, and approach to his grave which is "NEXT DOOR"

THE WILL OF YUSUF KHAN:
1. The virus in his laptop is to be distributed equally amongst his close friends.
2. Non of the female contacts should not be distributed amongst his friends as it will lead to a new BLOG!
3. All the VCD'S and DVD's in his drawer should be buried 6 feet under!
4. His heart and lungs are not to be donated to any individual under any circumstances!
5. NO one is invited to his grave at anytime!
6. PLEASE KILL MEHARDEEP AFTER HIM!
7. All should contribute for a 5 star place in the grave yard!
8. His "hay" is to be popularized amongst the new upcoming generation!
9. No one is to touch his CHEMISTRY notebook at any cost! even if he is not around!
10. Always keep taking tips from his big brother, as HE IS THE PLAYER OF HEARTS.
HE ALWAYS LOVED HIS LOZZA!
-Ghost of yusuf khan (yk)

Overtime II

Guru | 11:03 pm | | 1 comments

Now it was morning and it was 3:48 and even my mobile was gone crazy as it was alarming for more than 2 mnts....finally I got up…i saw the time and thought abt just being on the bed for couple more mnts before getting up.....And that was enough for me.........

The next thing i heard was my mobile going crazy once again….not alarm bt a call…I in my mind thought “why do people get up so early in the morning and they disturb others by calling them and discussing smthing jobless”!!!

But when I saw the time and the number I gt the answer of my question…….: P

It was my dad on line as he asked me where r u?I thought for a moment and asked the same question to him....He replied i'm at the passport counter and will come out in 5 mnts....i said ok no problem we will be there in 10 mnts.......but how to reach in 10 mnts?, every1 was sleeping!!!Oh cmon!!!i shouted and called my brother who was in the room next to mine…..

My cousin got up and asked whether its 3:45.I said, no its not….He said, then why r u going mad!!Take ur blanket and sleep….I replied “the flight has arrived”….

Air India can never be on time he replied……..Then I said that its 4:30 and the plane has arrived, although it was 5mnts late…Then he got up and stared at me….saying “how can I trust someone who sleeps as if he is late mr...” and ran into the washroom……I took my blanket and went on to sleep once again.

He came out looked at me and asked aren't u going to the airport???I said “what I will do over there… u ppl can go and get them frm the airport……

But anyhow in the end my dad and my mom just had to wait for 2-3 mnts….as my bro suddenly misunderstood his driving licence to be a flying one, which he generally does….U can get the same feeling as Amit got in a Tuxy ride………

Finally they reached home at around 5 and I was still sleeping……..But this time I got up quickly bcoz I knew that they brought lots of sweets etc…..The rest of the day went nicely but in the evening bfore sleeping my mom told me that even tomorrow u have to get up early bcoz my Mamma ji(mom’s brother)was coming the next morning……..

I must say I’m prone to sleep these days….

-GS Gill (where GS≠ Gon Salves)

Overtime I

Guru | 10:52 pm | | 1 comments

He!!o..."My name is not anthony gonsalves!" This is what i do when i feel bored...remix a few songs!...like this hinglish track...(those finding it difficult to understand my title...read overdose!)

Its always great when u r playing at ur home ground........similarly its great when u r writing on a day given to u to ryt smthing.....lol....but yesss,its thursday.....every thursday i used to think that I'm missing smthing in my life....bt couldn't remember wat was it....lol

Well...yeah, last monday my mom and dad both were coming from India after a short 1 week trip.....i must say a short 1 week rest........Rest for them bt all sorts of trouble for us(me,my bro and my cousin)as long as they were in India, we, over here in Dubai were doing double shifts....studying as well as looking after the house and thats when i came to know how hard it is to prepare food(paneer bhurji,rice,etc) or to wash clothes(espacially when everyone is dreaming(may be wet!!..no offence).....

But yeah as they were coming on monday morning at around 4am we planned not to sleep the whole night....and planned to watch a movie(Avatar)although i have seen it before also but i felt it good enough to watch it another time....So,we hurried through our kitchen work.......

That was the last time we were making food...because i knew my mom was gonna be here with me the next morning...So we made something special Paneer bhurji...i dont knw abt u bt i can feel my glands releasing salivary amylase ..lol

Finally the Paneer was made after sm 25 mnts of great struggle....and now it was all abt eating it as soon as possible..........:P..And it dint take more thn 15 mnts to rap it up as it is my fav....

But by now it was already 10:30pm as we started the movie and my cousin started his typical jokes also.....The movie was really interesting bt i started feeling a bit bored during the film.. must be because i knew what will happen next.....So, i suddenly slept in between.....and got up the same way aftr sm 10 or 15 mnts shouting "now see wats gonna happen next"....and then again slept aftr 30 mnts and again getting up and shouting"watchout as its gonna get interesting"........

I did this 2-3 times and finnaly the film ended at around 12:45 & by now I couldn't feel anything bcoz my mind was sleeping and it was my body which was doing overtime........so i told my cousin that i'm gonna sleep saying that i'll get up at arnd 3:45am.....He too was feeling sleepy so he also went to sleep asking me to set an alarm of arnd 3:45......I did smthing and the alarm was set.....

Sorry to say but this is geting bigger so i have to write the remaining thing in 2nd part.......so stay around.....

-{GS ≠ GonSalves} Gill


We are Aliens!

Shawrix | 10:47 pm | | 1 comments

Alright...this classroom is turnin into a haunted classroom! And i am here to rescue y'all as i am the ghostbuster! Umm so talkin about superstitious things...Dont you guys think its still very odd to believe in things that aren't supposed to be real!

This morning i was thinking about mars and its so called inhabitants known as 'Aliens'.Well i dont know what you guys think but i surely have many thoughts on this one!.People say there have been many sightings of alien spaceships and vice versa on earth.But what i think is this alien propaganda is a fake one!

Everyone on this earth knows that you need technology to survive and survive to use the technology,As you study most of the planets of the solar system you will find there is not a single planet apart from our earth that has enough biological and environmental supplies that could support a lifeform.There are still more possibilities but those possibilities have a whole string of sarcasm attached to them

Mars is one of the most famous planets...as it is most related to the aliens and their origin.Mars has a night temperature of -87'C no wonder these aliens escape mars and are sighted on earth during the night-time!

Now if we see why these aliens were so famous during the 1990's that's because there have been some planes made that are used for spying under the cover of alien spaceships that are usually spherical in shapes! No wonder this media and films have helped the nations to make it easy to spy! How? Well first of all this so called alien hoax could have been created just to spy other nations under the cover of 'WE ARE ALIENZ WE KILL JOO'.

Now if a 'Military HQ' spots a MIG21 entering their airspace, what would they do? Probably fill that MIG21 with loads of missiles and next thing you see is a pilot and his parachute! But if these people spot a flying saucer flying like there's a drunk pilot inside,What would they do then? ''OH! General Matthew bring the handycam!!! I wanna shoot this thing and sell it to BBC!'' ^_^.And the spying plane has done its job already!

 But there are people who have been rewarded by this hoax! there have been a music band called 'alien'.There is a franchise called 'Alien' that sell rights to make films and toys that resemble aliens..great way to make money huh?,and we all know that films and stories based on aliens are always a big hit! Who said all the hoaxes were good for nothing?. Its similar to the virus we get in our computers!..they made the virus, then they made the anti-virus and we buy them!
The computer is the Earth we live in, the viruses are the rumours related to these aliens and stuff... And the antiviruses are the things we buy in our daily life as a mode of entertainment related to these aliens!

Have your say at this 'alien' topic.

I am signing off, Chalta hoon!
Bye!

Ooh Mann!...Part II

Ron Parker | 12:22 am | | 6 comments

Bones of hollow crystal, not a voluntary muscle, wet skin covering dry meat and carrying a 2.2 ricter scale earthquake where-ever he moved is what the HM left our Character with. He strolled back to the classroom getting goose-bumps with every breath, which he rarely happen to take. "Hey man, what did he say?" asked Martin. The word 'MAN' somehow didn't sound as good it used to be for Ron as he gathers strength to lay his butt on the chair. "What happened? Are you okay?" enquired the bunch in a bit of worry. 'He found the paper with the poem and wants to know who has written it.'

You could hear even the screech of an eyeball move or the shutting sound of the eye lashes in the silence that followed this sentence from Ron. Suddenly there are more Rons in the room than one, looking like clones of each other. The room had 3 brains recalling all there life and 3 others working faster than a child is born in terms of Zidane(he always thought they are born at the speed of light!). A plan to meet in the recess after the class in the ground was up and running without any idea of what to discuss. 'Trrriiinggggggg' and Ron comes out of coma with all heading towards the ground. He used to think a lot and he would somehow find his way out of all the problems he has been all his life uptill now...

In the ground...

"No matter what, we are all together, even if it demands us to get kicked out." are the words that brought all the life back in Ron. These were spoken by a bunch of friends who really looked like they are up for anything. The love nearly brought tears in Ron's eyes and with all his confidence he speaks out,"fine then, let's go up to him and tell him the truth that we have done it."... "I think we talked about getting a TC, not a BLACK one!" joked Aaron and Rameez. No one knew they could pull a joke out of this too but as they were known for all such stuff they were bound to stick to it. Which reminds me, like Zidane, Rameez too had his fact of the millenium, 'If you kick a boy hard enough on his balls, they end up in the stomach!'

Surprisingly, All agree to the brave task but tentatively. When? was the big question." After the fifth class?" *Deep breaths* and *more deep breaths*..."Okay! Everyone has to die, sooner or later, let's just say our life was only 14.57491 years on average." I don't know if this fits well here, but that's how Graeme would talk! Serious as well as witty in his sense of humour. The feeling that was there for the 2 classes before the declaration may be matched the feelings of the people who have been ordered to be hanged till death and are waiting for it. Faces filled with confidence, fear, pride, shame and even smiles observed each other and eyes spoke all that mattered! But for Ron, even a simple nod of a head from guys around made him feel angels are True after all.

The Time has arrived...

6 Guys, famous in the building, standing outside the HM's office with their legs close together to control the urge to urinate wasn't common in their school. Which made every passer by look with wide eyes and raised eye-brows.

"Guys, ready?" asked Ron. "Yeah, if he has a toilet in there!" Yeah, they can't stop joking. Martin and Graeme this time. Yohan looks like he's gearing up for the battle field, jumping slightly as if he was in a boxing ring. May be getting all his defence tactics in place for the punches from his dad! The army moves in, one after the other, singing a martyr song and step inside the HM's office with Ron leading the pack.

"So you have found the guys after all Ron, I'm proud of you!" says the Dean and all the faces turn towards Ron showing Pity! They stand in a line and seeing the HM having the Dirty piece of paper placed on his desk, he says, " We have done it, Sir.". And looks down in shame. As the Dean is experiencing the shock of his lifetime. Ron takes his eyes back to the paper as he is the closest to the Table, the paper read some very bad things written on it about the girls. But it wasn't the paper that he had written!!!

"OH MY GOD!...*BLANK*" is how Ron's brain once again reacted to the situation...

THE END

Ooh Mann!...Part I

Ron Parker | 8:57 pm | | 5 comments

The boys are in a hurry to head to their classes as their afternoon shift starts. The reason behind all the rush is not because they are excited to study, but to see what the girls of the morning shift have written on the black board. This communication has been going on from a month or so. Both the sexes seem to be very excited about what the other replies to their queries. This is bound to happen in a school where boys and girls are kept as far away as how a child is kept from a poisonous inflammable fluid!(And i don't mean the girls are poisonous at all...may be inflammable!).

Ron, Yohan, Graeme, Martin, Rameez & Aron have all been very keen about all the writings, but in a very decent manner. It was always about "how are you?"and "i'm fine" for them. This day was different, as they rushed towards the classroom, there was something more than hi's n hellos, something very intriguingly foolish which meant to test the not so manly, but yet the manhood of the boys. This is the last thing any boy wants to hear. "Prove that you are a boy/man!" is not something i would advice any girl to ask for impressing any boy.

This gets them thinking, overtime, and frustratedly as well. ''We were never hostile to them, then why are they trying to act oversmart!?'' exclaimes Ron. Everyone nods with a disappointed face. Yohan had always been a very naughty boy from his KG days, when his uncle would drop him to school and during the journey he would either tie up both his laces together or stick a chewing-gum in his hairs, just because he didn't like the school. ''Let's respond with something manly!" he calls out. ''like what?'' seem to ask a few, whereas a few have a smile on their face literally meaning,"Are we really gonna do that?"

Suddenly a guy from the same batch comes up,"Hey, Ron! Write something down on a paper and lemme know what you think...". Ron writes down as the guy spoke. "What is this?" responded everyone after listening to 8 lines which explained how a child was born! No, it wasn't as vulgor as you might think but it wasn't very neat as well. "We should respond with this, to them, and they will know what we are made up of!" As he finished his sentence, the teacher enters flagging his,"Sit down, Sit down" even if no one wished to stand. sometimes they felt as if the teacher was asking them to SIT DOWN on the ground. So Ron pushed the piece of paper beneath the table with his shievering hands, and they continued without much notice.

The day ended, everyone went home, after a few wrote something in reply on the black board.

The next day, the same excitement, for some, and not so much for the others. But to everyone's surprise, nothing on the black board today! "May be they got scared!" Said Sunny and Graeme. They all smiled and punched a few funny lines here and there, to get back to the routine.
It's the third class, enter the Headmaster in the room, all stand, he stares like a lion in the faces of all. Everyone is scared of him, not because he looks scary or he punishes harshly, but because he calls your parents even if you pick your nose. He asks a few suspicious questions to Yohan and collects 3 notebooks of the guyz who are not-so-good in studies. None of our gang guy comes under the hammer, they are all good students inspite of all the fun they involve in. "Ron, Come out with me!" Everyone thanks the class teacher for not making them a leader. That could only have been the reason for Ron to be called out by the Dean, as they walk out of the classroom.

"Ron, you are the responsible student of this class. I have got a paper from your class, which has something very bad written in it. The girls gave it to me. I want you to quickly find out who could be behind all this? I will be taking different notebooks from the class to match the hand-writing."

"OH MY GOD!...*BLANK*" is how Ron's brain responded to the above lines by the Dean. " Yes sir, aaa aai wwill let you know as soon as I find out." said a horrified Ron...*to be continued*

(neighhhh) I just*ouch*love horses......(neighhhh)

Mustafa Khan | 8:41 am | | 2 comments

it seems ages since i wrote something!....i feel like giving a re-introduction(maybe most of u forgot me)..anyways..yesterday i happened to witness something loving and scary(fo beginners)

A good day friday, who does not loves them(especially aftr a tiring week), Mustafa khan is ready for a good fielding day...

*me* so DAD whats up for the day...* dad's deep voice* hmmm... whats up..han, lemme send you right UP....*me* daddy don't be soo cruel..*deep voice* lets go horse riding.... *me* yeah...horse riding this shud be fun...

after a 2 hour bumpy ride to ajman, we atlast reached my uncles horse farm....hmmm, this shud be a cake walk(my inner thinkin), after an hour of selecting a so called good horse, i finally choosed one brown colored, macho kinda horse, you see, i wanted to look like a king of medieval india....

wat i basically think that the toughest part in horse riding(for beginner) is actually getting onto a horse....haha..i've done, the feelin after getting onto the horse was like a soldier afta winnin a battle.. i was like yeah boy im the one...

but the whoa wait a sec, why do i feel like fallin, ohhkay the horse is moving.. hmmm ok this is easy.... jus hold on to the rope and the horse moves all by itself..haha every one be alerted the king is here....

after 20 mins of ridin, i thought, ok lets do something creative and macho stuff, hmmm i remember the words of my uncle, saying, pull the rope and the horse will take off.....so, typically silly me, i juz took the rope..and gave it a big big push and to my suprise.... the horse took off at a mighty speed...(the expierence was like a fighter plane taking off)..now i got scared and juz said to myself "all is well...." and thought tht this horse took the push thing seriously.... he was now running at damn speed and suddenly this bloody horse jumped( maybe his was tired of runnin)..... woah buddy, i said to horse, slow down...while doing this silly thing(although, i knew it won't do any good) i just lost my balance.. aah, i was now hanging on this horse with my one leg hanging and bruising badly with the ground(a typical bollywood movie scene), i yelled help, help.. but it was too late, this thing had gone out of control and was at good speed, far away from my uncle and my dad(who was on another horse, laughing at his helpless son, hangin, on one leg, on a horse). I was now saying "all is not well"..and after a heavy fight with the horse..i decided tht this thing is upto no good and decided to let go...(worst decision of my life) ...

suddenly the sun shone to its fullest capacity, the world turned upside down and the wind blew like never before, as mustafa(masti) fell off his horse rolling on the ground.............

*ka- boom, boom, dis, thadak*

well now im here at my home nursing my wounds, caused just because of my urge to be cool.....so what, i gave it a try (and still lamenting on it) and i still love horses.......neigh..neigh

Mac-for us! Lozza for youh!

Guru | 4:29 pm | , , | 2 comments

Hellooooo......Almost 1 month ago i wrote we are back!but never came back since then.....lol.It was as if some of us forgot that they had a blog...Where they can share there feelings.....

Today me,yusuf,shark and gary we had maths tuition.....Tuition was at 11:30 but me and shark  reached early..i must say very early at 10...And now the question was what to do?Because we doesn't wanna be unnecessarily  sitting at sir's house doing nothing but whispering and doing those boring questions....

So we planned to go to the internet cafe and we spent the next 1 hour at the cafe most of the time thinking what to browse and what to do.....And then came yusuf at around 11:15 looking a bit happy and a bit tensed because he was caught on his way crossing the road which is illegal and was about to be fined around 500dhs....really a big amount..But then the policeman got some sympathy on him and let him go........

Then we went to the tuition and spent the next 3 hours trying to do Inverse(Matrices),by now we were really hungry as we left his house so we planned to eat something and we reached Sahara Centre (MCDONALDS) in search of food....It was like three hungry lions looking for a food that to veg.... By now Gary wasn't there with us....Ok now me standing near the queue making some poor plans with shariq to cut short the line....and so finally it was my turn...I ordered 3 veggie meals worth 48 and took a 50 dhs note out of my wallet,trying to show off and why not!It was adidas....lol

The girl standing at the counter looking in a hurry as if the customers will run away if she'll not take their orders within 5 mnts, she confirmed my order and took that 50 dh note in a hurry and kept it in the cash counter and than took the same note out alongwith 2dh chillers and handed over to me....:D

I didn't even turned back as i moved away from the counter, i went and stood near yusuf and shariq as they were about to take money out of their pockets....Me with a smile on my face as if i have just brushed my teeth with dabur lal dantmanjan and my teeth are shining like silver in sun....

Ok now as we got our order and during the whole time i was just saying how tasty it feels eating a burger which you have not paid for,the fries,the drink,it was just amazing....we finished it up and moved away still very happy.....

we went out of the mall still discussing about free burgers! Then  shariq went back home as he lives in sharjah and we started heading towards dubai, but suddenly yusuf realized  that something is missing he checked it everywhere but it wasn't there with him...It was his sun glasses of Lozza worth 600...:P Suddenly the happiness turned into a big frustration....:-l

We went back to the Centre  seraching for it here and there,even asked the guards in the mall,cleaners and finally at the customer service....but there was no sign of it.......So, we turned back again and crossed the border of Sharjah and head back to dubai...with some really.. sweet memories of those sun glasses.
In the end it was a mixed day, good for us but really bad  for yusuf!.......Maybe thats what we call as luck.....

Gurpreet

Extinct Predators!

Shawrix | 11:28 pm | , , , | 3 comments

Howdy Folks!

Well the title says it all but incase you are still thinkin about the film predator...then in that case..you should know that predator is on a date with one of the aliens he had crush on...so he has no time to be on our blog's infamous..posts.

I was thinkin what to write about this week and the blog's main title came to my mind...and i thought that i should write a post  that will live up to this blogs name.Apart from my randommmmm posts this will be one of the posts ...which  will make you discover the geeker side of mine..umm ..geeker..or geeky..whatever!

I have been always intrested in the extinct series of animals...i always found out that there was a mystery hidden in the animals that got extinct.
..Nope i am not talking about the animals that were  wiped out by humans...But before us , Before we were born....It was like everything was planned for us...No no i dont want to start a debate whether we came before dinosaurs or not..but.. still!I wont confuse you anymore but lemme show you 3 most dangerous species of animals that would have destroyed us if they would have been alive right NOW!

 #1.Megalodons
 Nuuuup..this aint a dinosaur..haha..This is the giant ShaRK!! A 52ft shark..!I just saw its picture   and it was like larger than a  juvenile blue whale!. :l...Heres a funny pic of this Megalodon

chasin ..juvenile blue whales like elephants runnin after rats!...So..just imagine if these sharks would have been alive...that use  juvenile blue whales..as chewing gums...then what would have  been our fate?..We would have been used as toothpicks i guess!..Imagine going for a swim...and watchin a ship gettin eaten up by a ...megalodon...Well this sure would have changed the story of titanic.
This sure is compatible to be on my No.1 list!


#2.Dinosaurs
Well as i mentioned this name i know you would have  imagined..all the parts of jurassic park at once..Oh you didnt?.. Yeah now you would!...Well we  can live on land with peace and stay away from water  without these giant sharks...but livin on land with dinosaurs...?! thats riduclous!...I dont want to become a live pipe bomb!...Or find myself runnin for my life...with 5 hungry dinosaurs behind me Lol!.While..one of
the biggest families of animals also includes Dinosaurs.......with..one of the most dangerous hunters of all times...from 100s of species these predators ought to be on #1 But...I found these sharks more hideous and dangerous!..I would thank god for one thing though...with all these long dinousaur names..and species...its good they got extinct (They got extinct about 65 million years ago).I ..Dont have to learn all these long names for my bio exam! :D
You think i am kiddin? Try learning this one..Pachycephalosauria or this one Therizinosauroids ...Too easy??..try this one
Zuentoyxesuyrians......
Nah dont learnt that.. i just made that one by myself...!(Secret Chinese dinosaur) 


#3.Smilodons
Nope these arent Sharks...Nor they are some smiling creatures...but one of the most dangerous predators of all time.. Their 2 long  canines were more than 8cm long..and these hunters were one of the most Fierce animals..belonging to the  cat family..these Smiling Cats! did their level best to live up to the cat family's name!..Sadly i wanted to see these cats alive ...because...these cats were safe for the present world plus..they were one of the most smart hunters of ice age...!

These 3 animals will always remain top on my list of animals that should not be there while we are alive!...But these animals were surely ''BORN TO KILL''!

And if you are wondering why i didnt include wooly mammoth..i just found it was too weak against the cavemans..that used to hunt them for food! So ...no wooly mammoth for now!


Have a Smile'o'don day!



Got this MMS from..predator this afternoon....They are havin fun on their first date! :D

Saifu

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