THE DOOR..

yusuf khan | 11:20 pm | , , , , | 2 comments

JUST OPEN IT!

No Don’t!!

In the darkest places of all, I was about to open a DOOR which was closed even before the architecture. Covered with dust, mud, trash and all kinda wieared things... The door would have attracted any person with my kinda daring (I don’t care about any bullshit).

2 years that’s.. (730 days, 17520hrs, 1051200minutes and 63072000seconds) of my life I had been looking at the door every time I passed by! I’m a great fan of Bollywood HORROR movies and for what i have witnessed is that someone somewhere somehow passes by a place and soon a wieardest music would start and he/she is attracted to a door, house, tree, doll or some other kind of objects. That’s how the story starts. These video clips would always flash in my brain every time I looked at the door. In the back yard surrounded by trees was the door! Although it was not my cup of tea! I would stand in a corner and observe the dust on the handle of the door. I was stunned by the affection we had.

I was not scared but over scared to open it, why not any boy of 13 would! Pale yellow and dark were the leaves no sign of green on the trees. DO ME! Says the door to my heart, but NO says my CNS. The dark would start and I would move as well, leaving IT behind. ARE U HOME?? Yes! I would answer to my mother’s call. The same old routine everyday.. But once in an evening, the sun was red, ready to be down. I gathered all my courage I could, and approached to the door.

As I was few meters away from the handle of the door I starched my hand towards the handle, I heard a strong aged voice NO!! DON’T!! I looked back and saw a big black man approaching towards me. He says boy STOP! I shouted stay back u big black baboon.. Don’t you come a step nearer! He stops and says your wish! I do touch the handle of the door and as soon as I did BANG!! The door falls on my head. It was a bloody unscrewed door kept away, just for a simple reason that IT was useless!

Sooooooo people as I’m dead I have started to write horror stories.. Just like RGV! (his movies are never scary!)

-GHOST OF YUSUF KHAN (YK)

Once upon a time...........

Guru | 9:55 am | | 2 comments

As most of my friends were roaming somewhere in there past in the earlier posts..then i thought that WTH am i doing here!!!let's go back so i also went back into the past...2000(i came to dubai)...99(broke my arm)....98(brought a new dog)....97(started going to the school)....96(my mom got fed up of my activities and my tuition started)...95(gt stiches near my right eye)....94..hmmm...93...hmmm(yea i was born) ohh sorry i went a lot back into the past.....yess it was 1996....So,lets begin the story.....


Once upon a time when i was kid....kid!!!!ohh dont be kidding....wat do u mean by once upon a time?I'm still a kid.....i could have written this story at that time but then i was illiterate.....
I was the youngest kid in my whole family...Well i guess u knw the advantage of being the smallest in ur family......

My grandmother use to get pensions monthly and her pension was like a pocket money for us.....So,we use to get that money in the first week of the month and we use to spend that money within the same week or the 2nd week....We means my brother and my cousins but not me.....Instead of spending i use to store my money with my grandmother she was like a bank for were i use to deposit my money and use to withdraw whenever i want to go for shopping......

Now u must be thinking Shopping!!Even in childhood!!well my shopping was buying different types of biscuits(my fav.cream biscuits) and candy's.....

One day i got this pocket money but this time my plans were huge.....I planned to buy cream biscuits, jaggery nuts(gachak),bhujia and some choco candy's..only.....:D...Soon as i got this money i called 2 of my cousins,Holding the money tight in my hands and said let's go and buy something..........They agreed to go with me and so we went without wasting any time......

when i reached at the grocery i like a parrot said all those things wich i want to buy....now the shopkeeper looking at my face said "is it for u or u r giving a party" Sharry!!!As he use to call me sharry and my bro as Harry......

He brought all those items and kept them at counter as he was doing the total 1 of my cousin said please give 4 of those candy's also.....and looked at me with a smile....:D

Now,finally he made the total and asked for the money....My cousin looked at me again and said give him money Goldy!!(this is my nickname in my family).....So,finally i opened my fist and kept the money at the counter and soon as i did that the shopkeeper's reaction changed.....he suddenly swooped all those items........And even my cousin was in shock as his smile was long gone by now..........

Well the reason was that i being illiterate at that time doesn't know the cost of all those things as i got only 10 paise from my grandmother.............:P
Want to ryt more but afraid of Carpel tunnel syndrome.....so bye fr now.......

Goldy=Sharry=gurpreet (frm para6&8)

Embarrassing Windows Anyone...?

Shawrix | 2:00 am | | 1 comments

Hai Lo!
 Random Question:- Why dont they use Violet Aqua and Light blue instead of Red Yellow Green in  Traffic Signals?

I was thinkin this morning that embarrassment or getting embarrassed is a very weird or i must say different kind of feelin.Some people laugh it out or just smile or some just become plain grumpy! :(.Well i do laugh it out but you can feel some kind of unknown vibes going through your body when you get embarrased .And it happens all of a sudden.Yeah most of the time i got embarrassed was a sudden death for me, it came out of nowhere!.Hehe, Whatdaya expect anyways! A person comin in quietly with big eyes and a straight face and whispers in your ear with a horrifying voice "Your zip is open''!Haha!..imagine that happenin...this person would surely be one of the members of the Adams family i think...hmmm..zzzzzzz....Coming back to the topic..i derail my own post so magnificently...

Yeaaah so you might be thinking that why i am talking or writing about being embarrassed this much!..
There is a tale of two kingdoms behind this...No No...its just a incident which happened with me  which is still like a chocolate icecream in my mind.So ima gonna narrate this incident for you so hang on and put on your seat belts incase we have a emergency landing...Lemme take you back to the past in my time capsule!

Disclamer : All characters appearing in this work are not fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely meant to happen.

♫{Beethoven (fur elise) music}♫ ---Year :- 1987...nah 2005, Class-8th, Place- India, Address- Google earth is your best friend.---
 I was engrossed in my deep thoughts when the bell rang *Tringgggggggg*..i came to know that my science class  has gotten over successfully..without me being caught for sleeping.I managed to stop day dreaming and looked towards my left..i saw a row full of girls talking and laughing as usual...i sighed.. and asked my friend bilal who was sitting right next to me ''Why these science classes are getting so boring these days?'' He replied ''Maybe you are more intrested in the girls 'these days'...?'' He tried his best always to associate me with any of the girls in the class, because he was a good friend? Nope he just wanted to see me trapped in the midst of a love triangle and i knew that well.I said to him in a old fashioned manner ''knock it off man,i am here to study not to make girlfriends'' He replied in a cunning voice ''You always lie to me...''  i could'nt reply as our computer teacher came in the class.All the students started begging to goto the computer lab ...including me...well it was not a big deal really but i just couldn't survive sitting in the class doing nothing the whole day.--Except looking at girls.
He agreed and we all went to the lab for our practicals and the Topic was :-  Making Power-point presentation on  the Life of Gandhiji.I said to myself with a smile on my face '' Heh, Powerpoint presentation you will get full marks for sure Shariq''.Honestly speaking i never wanted to miss any chance to show off  my not- so awesome skills in front of the girls, i could not just go and say to them ''Hey girls wanna see me jump from this floor?'' we all need some excuses to show off our skills and this was one of them.I quickly grabbed a place and started working on the presentation like a maniac, just to finish it first.I somehow managed to pull it off and make a Okay presentation, which was AWESOME  for the my teacher, i walked with pride with my record and exited the lab like a hero exits the area of a thug after warning him.As i was walking past my lab i saw a window on the computer lab wall which was reflecting my own image.I was very conscious about my looks so i just started grooming myself, adjustin my hairstyle, and i said to myself ''Whats cookin hawty?''
I was so busy in grooming myself that i completely missed out the girls sitting just behind the mirror that too in a horizontal row and all of them were looking and laughing at me...*sigh* They were giggling and hi5ing each other like they just saw nicholas cage wearing winnie -the- pooh boxers.What happened to me after that? Well in such situations there's only one thing that comes in your mind, that is...Shit... and your brain says to you ''what did you do damnit?'', ''You have eyes or buttons! why did'nt you see them?!''.And as for me i just moved on quietly with red cheeks and a smile full of embarrassment.

I do know i would have looked really funny at that time...You know why i know that? because i could hear their laughter even with all the windows and doors closed. :P

Music switched off!

Adios!


Shariq

I came, They saw...He drowned!

Ron Parker | 9:10 pm | | 2 comments

Konnichiha(Hello in Japanese) everyone!
After people snatching my turn from me...and informing all about a disease which is as rare as Yusuf's posts...I get my Turn. Today, Our classteacher discussed about swimming very involvingly coz he doesn't know to swim and wants to learn. Now this reminded me of 3 stories in my life related to the same. All of them are very unique in their own sense...
Story I : My family took off to a beach for another outing...around 5 years back on a friday...The tide was normal, the weather perfect, and everyone was happy. After an hour of good fun...we were about to head back to our place...and suddenly i see my dad rushing towards the sea. Before I could say something...he was in and started swimming very rapidly...I stood shocked seeing the new adventure, thinking maybe he and his friends might be having a race. I noticed the red flag going up to indicate the high tide... After a while I was looking for my dad and I gazed towards the sea, where I saw 2 hands asking for help...and I was sure they were my dad's...
I couldn't swim at that time and so I rushed towards the life guard and informed him of my dad out there...He took his floaters and other things with him and ran towards the water...Within a few minutes he managed to get hold of my dad and return back...I was scared and puzzled...because my dad would never do such a stupid thing if it were a race or anything else...On asking, I found out that there was another boy drowning at the far end whom my dad saw and went to save, alone...he managed to save the boy but himself got caught in the waves which turned worse by then...My dad hasn't gone swimming on the beach after that incident coz he thought it was very scary.
Story II : My English Teacher, Mr Mahmood narrated it to me, and it is a true one that he encountered. In the year 1993...he was here in dubai and went for a beach outing with his colleagues...He is a good swimmer and an amazing athlete still...at the age of 55. The fact that he has competed at the national level in Boxing in India, says it all.
So he was a good swimmer and had gone swimming in Indian rivers many times...and thought it mustn't be very difficult and obviously it wasn't. He swum and swum and swum...After a while, he looked back and saw tiny heads at the beachside. So thought to return...now...the waves that were coming back...got better of him...coz he had never before encountered such ferocious ones...everytime he would swim some 10 ft, the returning wave would push him back 20 ft...after a while...he couldn't see any heads...just had an idea of where the land was...He was tired, physically and mentally...and nervous as well...and all of a sudden, out of the blue, he is reminded of a novel he read, where a prisoner had escaped from an island and survived...he relaxed himself...let his body float for a period of 5 to 10 mins and then started his efforts...by this time...he was somewhere in the middle of the sea...and couldn't see anything but sea.
He started counting...1,2,3...12...and the wave returned...he ducked in...came up again, started moving and would count for the returning wave so that he could duck...slowly, he began to see the land and the tiny heads...he gained on confidence...and kept on doing the same...reached the shore and thanked god with a pledge of never ever returning back to the sea...and he still hasn't...
Story III : It is about me...yes! The one that you all have been waiting for. I wanted to learn to swim after what happened in Story I, so I got hold of one of my good friend Naveen, who is a good swimmer...to teach me how to swim. I paid for both of us for a private swimming pool in a hotel...
The first day...I was about 13 or 14 and had always swum in shallow waters in small pools at the time when there were no girls in the water, not coz it was forbidden, coz i was shy...Yeah I am quiet shy when i meet people for the first time...So I wore my tight lil swimming gear and came out and saw some 15 girls in the water at the time...shocked! And felt very weird...mixture of shyness and embarrassment. They looked at me for some reason like they knew already, that I can't swim!
So my friends here is all used to this and said , "come, relax! Just jump in..." I was like, "whoa man! chill I am here to learn, not to die!" he said it was ok and nothing would happen coz he would save me...He was talking to me while sitting outside on on the deeper side of the pool...and asked me to jump in the deeper side without even touching the water! I was like, "I'm ready! But will you be able to save me?"and he was like it would be just fine and nothing could go wrong...I said, "fine!" and Jumped in...My feet rubbed the tiled at the bottom and I kind of bounced from there and got stuck somewhre in the middle...and started doing the traditional..."HELP! HELP!" Naveen was sitting about a meter away from me and let me be there for some time so that my fear of water would go...and in mean time, i, In trying to survive somehow got hold of naveen's leg that he was using to just play with water...I could do nothing but strive to survive...i pulled his leg...and he being very skinny...was easily pulled and within a second, i could feel his long and curly hairs below my legs in the water...!!!
He was unaware of anything of such sort...and was more in a shock about what had happened! He tried to remove my leg...but I didn't allow coz he was my support on whom I was able to stand and may be get one or 2 breaths...Somehow after stuggling a lot...he managed to save his life and then pull me out...
"Are you gone mad?" His first words that I heard after recovering from the trauma..."I am scared of teaching you now!" he said and didn't come for swimming for 2 days but then somehow I got him to agree but it was definitely one of the funniest & deadly experiences I ever had...and thanks to Naveen, I can swim to survive now!
Bubye...Swim well
- RJ Pareek

CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!

yusuf khan | 2:52 am | , , , , , , , | 4 comments

ALRIGHT.. so its not my turn i know that! but I MISSED MINE cmon!
How have you been people?? sorry i was not around.. for some wieard reason.. so last to last post was such an example on how ppl can go extremely RANDOM! I started to read the post and there was a clash of thoughts in my brain over the word "COMPUTER" mentioned by RJ. I got this mail few years back.. some like approx 8yrs back. It made me go WTF!! as soon as i finished reading the post i was under my chair and said to myself this GUY has NOTHING on his mind! i mean TOTAL BULLSHIT.. my mind went TWIST TWIST (not like saif ali khan) he couldn't TWIST!
What m i saying??? lol.. Going through approx 10,000 mail i finally managed to find the mail, it was forwarded to me by one of my closest friend(female).
As we all work (like rj) or just do nonsense on the computer (like me) must know what we actually are using. The keyboard and mouse that we normally use can do a grate deal of harm to ur HAND! believe it or not!
Whoever works daily on a computer, the mistakes daily mouse and keyboard usage will result in CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME! so use the mouse and keyboard correctly, below are some pictures of SURGERY of a patient suffering from CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME followed by the right TECHNIQUES for usage..
download the pictures if u cant see them properly.
-Ghost of YUSUF KHAN (YK)

READ ABOVE

yusuf khan | 1:55 am | | 0 comments













TCS BOYZZZZ............

Guru | 10:23 pm | | 4 comments

We are getting lazy day by day.....may be(jaisi sangat waisi rangat)....bt lazy 18 is jus lazy fr her name......I mean she is having her annual xams i guess....and she still comes daily shows her aggressions in our chat and goes offline........lol
But what to do!!!!really busy with school activities......so i was thinking that why dont we keep awards lyk last tym......its a gud idea wen u dont have anything to share.....lol....
So,as u can see from the video itself....its a performance of our annual day.....Me right front in Black jacket and White turban,Raj in black jacket and black turaban up left,Yusuf(he himself wasnt aware of wat he was doing....) at back with Sahil at his shoulders,Amit(Charlie Chaplin...as his movements are like him) looking short behind Raj........lol And mehar(Gary)is behind me....Its a sort of a football formation 4,2......With shariq and mustafa also playing there parts during cut,cut,cut......
Our practise sessions were really tough,short and funny......
Tough because the steps were hard....And we had sm 3 days to practise it out.....
Short because we had only 3 days and we had a cricket match also during that period..........
And funny because it was funny nothing else.....most of us were injured after the match and bcoz of that we cant practise continuously for 2-3 hrs and also most of us were trying to make sm different steps wich were very funny...........
But above all we were in a lot of pressure because bhangra for the last 4 years have been the best of all the performances of annual functions.........
Will ryt more abt it......bt i think this enough to show that im alive and can ryt..............sanu sonni lagdi tun saari di saari ni saanu sonni lagdiiiii.........
GS Gill


Stupid - Check!

Ron Parker | 11:29 pm | | 2 comments

Apadi podey podey podey! Apadi podey kanna dey! Forget it...just a song that was stuck in my head.
So how you all doin?(answer me in comment section) A week has passed and all of a sudden here I am writing another post...! Just dunno what to share tonight...hmm...let's see...emotional - check, funny - double check, not funny - check, weird - check, nonsense - check, friendship - check...I have written on most of the topics i guess...hmm wait...Stupid??? - Yeah! doing it now!
So today I have decided to go random...YES! finally...So where should we start?...Ok let's say computer, in front of which you are actually reading this I guess...some people might also be doing the same on their mobiles...hanging on to some stolen Wi-fi...which reminds me, what's the full form of wi-fi? If anyone's aware...please lemme know...I know google exists but I want to know from you people whether how much of google do you use:P...and also i would love some comments down here as well...Some names are just very weird aren't they? Let's say Bluetooth! I mean, BLUETOOTH?...what do they want to convey?...not even white...BLUE! Completely random! Must be like, "hey! I have developed this new technology to transfer data from one thing to other using some rays, and it's fast!"...and the boss goes like..."ok congratulations Mr. Tooth! Let's call it BLUETOOTH!" That's why they say...oversmartness, never pays! May be coz it could ultimately earn you some money!!! what say!?...BTW, this is also something hard to understand...Oversmartness is not bad!...coz if you are smart, than you say or do smart things...but if you are oversmart, you know when and where to say or do smart things...tht's wht the original difinition of oversmartness should be...coz now people run out of words for someone who was more than smart at instances...can't call them Oversmart, since it's been considered negative! SAD! So all you Oversmart people!...Become smarter and come up with a word for yourself!!!
Anyways where were we?...Yes, computer...nice gadget...apart from, that now some use them to do wrong things...such as booking tickets online, Stop doing that! It's wrong! People who are poor and have no internet connection(that's the new definition of poor BTW)...they have to go all the way to book theirs...They need company! so please, become more social and book your tickets from the counters. So think over this...Internet is for good purposes...untill you think, I will just surf some bank sites n have some fun hacking some accounts!
Take cares & have Fun!(not like me)
Bubye
(we will talk about computer some other day!)

- Raj Pareek

Shawrix | 1:07 am | | 0 comments


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I See You!

Shawrix | 1:05 am | | 3 comments

Yeah so...you might be wondering whats all the fuss about! I observe alot, so i thought of writing a post about something which was always in my mind but i didn't see it or think it or ...ah leave it! Well actually i have made a amazing discovery.I...Saifu..Shark..Shariq or whatever ...i have discovered that the most interesting thing on this earth are Females!...You can always see them in the top five category of 'We love them' or 'WOW'...But there are several other categories they are part of like ' Things to be Beware of'.

Well  you might be wondering why i am not writing about Boys? hmmm...a..it would be partial of me to write about myself so i thought of writing it a bit differently!

We all have been around females! They are in our family like mothers,as a wife or even sisters and daughters! Hmm talking about daughters first! They are lil angels...and all fathers love them alot! How beautiful! Then these lil angels become sisters,  dont know but after becomin sisters they get  physically changed! Their nose become's really long!...And they poke it everywhere!..Then they sooner or later become some lucky man's wife! They get a bit responsible or try to act like one and not to mention ...a bit possessive too! Then they become a mother which is i think the most stable time in a females life!

If you do the math of this word made by Latin people, WAIT...Incase you dont know about Latin people let me tell you! These people were called Latin because they spoke Latin, but they indirectly invented English.
So if you do the math of this world FEMALE! There a 6 alphabets of which 4 comprise of MALE and 2 of FE.I Just fail to understand that how could two alphabets make all the difference! These Latin people just bug me alot sometimes!

Well incase i am sounding a bit confused you can read the title of this post again! Talking or writing of being confused , females are a bit confused too!.Go shopping with them and you will get to know!Talking of being confused...If boys stare at them they say ''Loser'' if  they don't they say ''Huh, hehe he's abnormal i think!''.Double standards eh?.But its true that female love some attention towards them more than males! From good people only though! :-P.They just love to be in the limelight!

Females also have a very flexible neck.You might be wondering how's that? Well they dont want to be watched by the person they are looking at. So they look towards the person till the person looks at them, if the person spots them 'ZAP' they start looking somewhere else!

But even after all these differences and arguments male and female are still made for each-other.Some old love stories like Romeo and Juliet are a perfect evidence for this statement.They are one of the best companions when you are in some deep barnacle, at that point when some people will pass by saying ''You are finished man!'' They will say ''Dont worry its all gonna be okay.'' You can get great amount of positive energy from them!

'Sigh' ! This post was more of an observation.But you could still feel my famous obsession in this one!  Lo..i started commenting on my own post!
Okay now first page of my book 'I Observed Them' is complete! Lol!

Shariq←←(Beware he observes alot!)

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