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 Man these  soap serials are getting on my nerves.Every other girl in India and in Uae is busy watching these serials.Whats so specials about these soap serials? ...I fail to understand..They just create some ha holla...and stretch the serial like a babol gum....for 5-6 years!..But after all its all about money ,TRP's ..and the public is only fooled.

The women are so addicted to these serials that they would miss their husbands birthday but the time of the serials is like fevicoled in their memory.They would fight for the remote till their last breathe! :P...Nightmare for us males if something good was going to come on Tv.They watch it with such interest OMG!...They start to think that the family shown in the serial is a real one...they start liking the positive role and hating the negative role.They start hating the negative role to such extent that if he is found lurking somewhere in some Mall then he's dead.See the psychological effects that these serials bring about in women.They start to compare their family with the serials family!..and husbands are the one that are tortured the most :P

Pshh! the serials!

1. The serial goes on for like 8-10 years minimum...the producer dies...but the women playing the role of a grandma is still alive nd happy...even if her daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter is also born...she will be seen happy with the same face!
2. No character dies unless he is bored of the serial and has to leave.But! if he wants to return he can return even if he died after falling from a 66000 ft valley...that is planned by the writer who is the biggest dumbo on this earth.
3. The women shown in the serials are so heavily loaded :P...with jewellery  that it looks like the family has found a gold mine underneath their house.
4. Some or the other member of the family in the serial is kept aside to make him the negative role in the future.
5. 99% of the marriages  in these serials are against the will of both the future partners.
6. In most of the happy occasions something bad will happen which will result in big tamasha!
7. The special  1 hour-episodes are made just because their are too many episodes to be shown..
8. The best actor award goes to the one who allowed his wife to do anything in the serial.
9. The best female actor goes to the one who cried  throughout the lifetime of the serial.
10. If the serials popularity is going down the writer kills the character in the serial to get attention.

This was the analysis by me of these serials!

Producers note : We are happy to announce the 10th birthday of our serial...its been 10 long years and we will continue to please the audience unless and until we keep getting Advertisments (Although we know how to get em).

Well that was about serials , but i wanted to discuss about something else too! When was your first crush!...Crushes are so common...they happen in early stages of our lifes and they remain in our memory forever!..I still remember mine...I was in 2nd class in kindergarten..starters...and it was a routine every year that the boys and girls were mixed up...ex- Section P  with section Q etc...I also got shuffled with some other section..as soon as i entered..the other class I saw a lil bit tall...white...girl sitting in the class..with green eyes and short hair...she waved at me!...nope to my best friend who was standing behind me...she was his cousin or something...i was paused for 2-3mins...=P

Thats it for this week...meet you same time same place next week!

Helloooo!!

Hello Peeepz!

Guys! People are so complicated that they cannot be judged just by reading about them in newspapers or listening to the word of the mouth...I mean...there are so many chemicals in our brain that the reactions never end! And it leads to so many natures at once.So we end up in different moods...sometimes we are so bitchy or sometimes so sweet!

I just read that Hitler was a teacher and a great painter.Hmmm ...how can a mass murderer be a painter? ..I mean painting requires alot of creativeness, patience, hardwork.I didnt see any of these in him.
 (Sarcastic view)
Creativeness...Well yeah he sure was creative when he told during the holocaust that jews should dig their own graves and get shot in their head.
Patience...Hmm who told him to be so stubborn and allow japan to attack pearl harbour when they were still struggling with the  U.S.S.R.
Hardwork....Yeah he sure is hardworking he lost 23million soldiers and he himself just told others to fight.

How do these both natures combine? ...Killing millions of people and being a painter...?...Just imagine him painting..on one side and bodies of all those jews on the other.Weird huh? ..

Shhhh Hitler is painting! :O

Hitler : Lalalalalala, how to make those leaves..?...hmmm...

Hitler : Can't get those freakin leaves right!!!!@#$!$#
Hitler: Argh i colored them RED! AAARGHHH!
Hitler: Can't get this painting done! Damn ill kill all those Jews in this world!!

Well that time was really the worse of all.While Hitler was having fun dating with Britain and France together Britain was quietly having a feast in some countries.For example India...Lolz...As India was struggling for freedom..Hitler was trying his best to destroy Britain once and for all...while U.S.A was sitting and enjoying all this from a safe distance with a popcorn bucket in their hand.

And then Japan the great thought ok lets play pokey pokey with USA and the themselves got poked in the eye.Well i don't think that nuclear strike on japan was a good decision at all.Why do common people had to pay the price of the war started by few stupid leaders?!...This was a cruel decision by USA.
But what do you guys think was it correct to strike japan like that? There were many other plans on the table..

Ok lemme ask one thing Whats the use of these nuclear weapons?...Once one of these countries drops a nuclear bomb in any other country it will lead to a nuclear warfare and then..all the countries will exchange nuclear bomb-strikes like pineapples cakes given on christmas.

Apart from all this Politics It has started raining in India and its so good to see monsoon arriving over there.Well it was really hot today in UAE so it was a relief to see that cold wet moist climate of Delhi on TV.


I really love monsoon season now...i used to hate it earlier.Thats because when i was in India...i had a great passion for flying kites..and it always used to rain during the evening; that is my kite flying time.And i used to hate it so much!!  But i love it now....♥

Actually i miss many things about India...
1) Wind storms during may-june
2) Shaadi's =alot of fun.
3) Chaat..ka thela (lol)
4) Drinking Sugarcane juice on the side of the road.
5) Jaagte rahoon ...at 2am.
6) Mango's!

And the list continues! But i am off to sleep for now!

Take care guys! 

Namoustache!

Today's topic is quiet mushy…very delicate and poky even uncomfortable for some, Moustaches…Familiar word? The facial hair just above the lips and below the nose when left to grow… end up as a Moustache! A rarity these days in many countries though wherever Indians, Pakistanis and sub-continent people reside…it can be found. It's usually black or even white for some aged people.

History

Well the history goes long long way back when man used to live in a cave and had no knowledge about shredding his facial hairs(as a matter of fact, anywhere on the body..:P). They naturally had to have long bushy faces. Then came the Shaving tools, the most important tool of make-up for men. He started removing them. Slowly they started looking nice as well as weird. Because women said that the men without facial hairs were not quiet the MEN. And from then on moustaches came to be known as the symbol of manhood. Everybody had them. In India as well, they have a rich history with the british rulers and the rich maharajas, all bore them with pride. There have been many greats who always had it like, Mahatma Gandhi, M. Luther King, Lech Walesa, Charlie Chaplin, Einstein etc.(Does anyone remember Super Mario?)

Why should the modern men turn back?

In the modern era though…men without moustaches have overtaken the population of the once with them. But I feel men should start keeping moustaches again. It brings so much more variety and even a greater dimension in their looks. I mean it used to be an important part of a man. It should be given one more chance. If taken seriously, It could turn into a revolution in men's fashion. There would be moustache caring products in the market and specially developed trimmers. The barbers would start earning more. They can learn a lot of new things and even invent a few. The world would become so much more differentiable. Black, brown, grey , blonde and so many other shades of moustaches we can develop!

Benefits

• They serve as a major confidence booster for lacking men.
  
• The mere presence of a moustache can provide an unfair advantage for a person in an interview.
  
• They aid the nose to fine tune the air entering inside.
  
• give much more variety of rich expressions to use from, they help in expression of an expression.
  
• They provide a thinking platform, just like the ladies play with their side locks while thinking, the men could practice pointing the two ends of the moustache while thinking and it does help.
  
• Last but not the least, It literally underlines the nose, taken to be the symbol of respect and honor in the Sub-continent(not sure about the rest of the world).
  

Conclusion

The first question that might pop out after reading this in your minds is,
"DO YOU HAVE IT?"

Well Yes, I was planning for it from a month or so and finally I have managed to grow a nice graceful moustache. Everybody who has seen it till now has complemented me and that's the reason I have decided to write about them today. So my fellow MEN!(not having one) GROW UP!

• Ron Parker
  

Beware m very random today...-_-

Sittin in front of your laptop with nothing on your mind except to sleep and have good dreams and to wake up when you wish.Great feelin isn't it...? Yup it is...because today my exams are finally over and i am excited.You might be wondering that why my style of typing doesn't show that m exicted that is because i am tired. Yep...i am tired...i am tired of mugging up physics last minute, i am tired of yawning in my english exam.I ain;t complaining about anything at all...but its just we hav'nt gotten a real vacation since april.They say okay...guys there's a good news and a bad news..The good news is that you have 10 holidays and the bad news is you have to come for 5 days for extra classes.Talk about being  sarcastic.

I know 12th was gonna be like getting shot from point zero range...but CAMOOOON! ...We are humans!...Wait ...........yeah we are humans!...wE need rest..we sleep.Now they kept extra classes this month also......in 51*C!!

Changing the topic...i was wondering why people stop fights that happen in midst of the street...i am not being selfish or anything..but i am just trying to point out a fact...Well in my place in india...when you try to stop a fight you get beaten by both parties.You might think what a bloody selfish guy...=.=...But for your info the both parties fighting are well prepared..and you are not..you just go in there and try to act as an angel from heaven..BAD IDEA....you will get 2 jabs from 1st party and 1 kick and 2 smacks on your butt from the 2nd one...So keep this in mind before indulging into any party fights.


I Don't know why people of India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, are victims of English.I mean If the europeans can refuse to talk in english then why do we try to express ourselves in english.Why dont we try to speak in our own language in the first place before learning to speak  english.I'll get it straight...When some peepz of the asian subcontinent do not know english its regarded as a shame...But when these Germans, French, Swedish,Spanish, ..Speak in their own language its regarded as a great thing and people want to learn their language.You goto Spain and try to talk to anyone..if you talk in English...they will be like WTF ARE YOU SAYING! Not 90% but like 75-80 speak Spanish.I am also a victim of this and still trying to figure out why..Well atleast these arabs are still ahead in this field.


Someone please abolish english after 10th class...its getting on my nerves...TOEFL proficiency test etc etc..I mean yeah we know english...why should we study again and again! And why are we studying Notices, letters, messages from past 6 years!!!...i never used em but to write apology letters to mah principal.
GEt creative people teach them SMS!...EMAILS....BLOG writing BLAH!...grow up..humph...I'll try to get a poster from somewhere that says ''I R KNOW PERFECT ENGLISH U NO TEACH''

kkthxbye.
tc

whats up world??

OMGZWTHFAWR!

Whats happening in the fifa world cup ?.. I means it just topsy turvy..ulta pulta! Whenever i sit to watch a match between a powerful team and amateurs the powerfull team instead of bullying get bullied like a 9 year old! This is so irritating!!!

First it happened with Spain...My second favourite team...switzerland beat them 1-0...It was very dissappointing for spanish fans because these people are the real creators of football! And when they lose to Such bacha teams then its really frustating!

Okay gone is history ...but then again france lost to mexico...2-0..-_-...well i hate france..so i loved it! :P..But still have to say after zidane the team is in some deep trouble.

But Then few days back...the day came when my fav team Germany played with Serbia...i was watching with full interest because i wanted to see some rockets flyin towards the serbian goal side. BUT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Serbia scored against Germany..BUH! ...Just because the referee was also playing with serbia players...the referee gave out 9 cards total! and also a sent off...germany's center forward! Poor klose...

My pop always supports the weaker team and i support the stronger side as i get a evil kind of feeling inside me! I love to see the small teams get bullied around the whole football ground HAHAHAHHA! Ahem...so yeah ..but he's winnin all the bets...damn these small teams..

And you know the world cup's (adidas jabulani) official football is in more controversies that the players itself.The ball is of so damn low quality that the players are finding it miserable to play with.The handling of the ball is zero for the goalkeepers!

Brazilian striker Robinho stated, "for sure the guy who designed this ball never played football. But there is nothing we can do, we have to play with it."

Argentina striker Lionel Messi stated, "The ball is very complicated for the goalkeepers and for us [strikers]."

Brazil goalkeeper Júlio César compared it to a "supermarket" ball that favored strikers and worked against goalkeepers.


Tonight there's a match between Germany vs Ghana and Serbia vs
 Australia...ill be watching both! ;)

"Ek aurat neeche khadi hai"(there is a women standing below) a person was asked to translate this into English and he said, "Missunderstanding!" This yesteryears joke is not what we are going to talk about, but what exactly misunderstanding can do to anyone. What role it plays in a person's life and in the society.

A person could be found vulnerable to his own ideas. Many people fail to understand themselves completely. They fail to know what exactly their potential is. Both in the matter of underestimation and over. This is just a case of simple misunderstanding. If we look out beyond ourselves, there are a lot of other aspects where misunderstanding plays the part and rest just follows.

A father and son slowly develop reasons to separate and finally face the dreaded moment. Two friends who share a strong bond might break it up because they failed to understand something. A student and a teacher might face the same. A word, a gesture or even a wrong expression could ruin your whole life. They are everywhere, in so many forms unimaginable, misunderstandings…are yet to be understood.

So many thoughts, so many minds, and much greater is the number of people living(some fail to think, some have…well, no minds…another one of my misunderstandings), if 2 people can develop huge misunderstanding, think of them in the whole world. If the concept of probability is applied, infinity no. of combinations could end up. Not only they exist among humans but animals and even between non-living things and living ones. It depends on how a person assesses his surroundings, and reacts to a situation. A planet if misunderstood for a star could disturb the whole astronomy and concept of the universe that we might have.

All in all, My aim was just to divert attention towards this very minute but effective topic. Avoiding misunderstanding is near to impossible but how you deal with them is where you become distinct from each other.

• Ron Parker