Showing posts with label ME. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ME. Show all posts

Could I be called an OPINIONIST?

Hellos and hi's...
Recently after reading the very beneficial post about creative and analytical writing, I have started analysing the styles of writing in different people. And here are my honest views...
Shariq : Very Creative. Extremely thought provoking, puts a lot of thought in very tiniest of things and tries to be as original as possible. Good use of paragraphs, and sub-headings. Use of sarcasm and strike-outs with a lot of colour as well to clearly explain wht he is thinking. Chubbyness written all over and superb use of humour. Avoids unnecessary humour. Usually more than one feel to a single post...here feel doesn't relate to topics but to how he suddenly changes a gear from humour to history and then to reality.
PS : Dude...Hands down to the amount of effort you show and the enthusiasm towards blogging is actually enthralling.
Gurpreet : All of his posts are humourous. if not then informative about something or the other. Looks at things in a funny way and doesn't like serious stuff. Very formally informal...tries to be formal in the start and ends up informal by the end. Can somehow seem to grab the attention of the reader and make him or her appreciate what he has written. He makes u feel that he will anytime go off the topic but manages to hang on to it. In a major learning process and very quick at that. As I always feel he could have written better.
PS : Creative Titles to his posts...I like that. Stick to your strengths for now...you will gradually invade the other genres.
Yusuf : Formal...Formal...and "WHAT THE F***!?"...I have many times felt that he is going very formal and suddenly there is that one line which shocks you! Writes what he likes. Which is good and doesn't care of what people might think after reading. This brings out the real you whether you are formal or informal. Isn't scared of using the four letter words at all...i.e. As realistic a post as possible. Very dedicated but only when he really wants to write.
PS : Can write a million times better than what he currently is, if you thought he was good.
Mustafa : Wait!...Don't know him? No worries, he RARELY writes. And that rare read shows you that he has potential but somehow doesn't come out. Knows all the tricks of the trade but is scared of people reading him. Is scared of letting us down if he attempts anything. This mentality is just holding him from delievering. As I am a close friend and I exactly know how much water there is in the bucket, Spill it.
PS : Mustafa..if you're reading this (ofc you are...:P) Start writing...tht's the only thing i can tell you.
Last but not the least...
Lazy18 : I am not going for analysis here, just the things I notice while reading her posts. You can rarely not smile while reading her posts. She can control your expression while reading her posts...I consider that as a special power and therefore sometimes address her as Superhaffy. A polished writer...you know it, as soon as you read her stories that she writes. The regular random posts are completly like she is talking to you. But the stories are what amaze you to the extent that you start confirming that it's her own by going to google.(No, I never doubted your posts :P)
PS : Start working towards your book...I have started collecting money:P
And what about me?...Yes...I call my self a writer too...i don't know how many people agree to that...:P But I want all you people who are continuously reading my stuff to tell me about my flaws and plus points in the comments section.

- Ron Parker(If I haven't told you, this will be my pen name from now on)

I am Human

Hi,

I am human. I am selfish. I will do nothing for you, if you feel I am doing it...It's because I feel good after doing it. So it is my selfishness that is making me do it. I do nothing for anybody but expect everybody to do everything for me.

If I do any good deed, It is because I want a place in Heaven, It has nothing to do with anything else. If I say I love you and I care for you...because I really Love you and want you to be MINE for ever.... I care for you, Because now you belong to ME...and anything that I own should not be scratched or damaged...If you leave me, I call you names, I call you a Traitor and will sacrifice my whole life to someday see you left the same way...sometimes I even act like I am sacrificing MY love...that is because I want to look good among people...in the eyes of my loved one or even sometimes I feel what would god think about ME? I like to keep a good Reputation of MYSELF anywhere I go.

If I call you my friend...That is because I get happy Every time I see you...or when I talk to you...I get entertained...but when you start boring ME...I leave you...I find new people who can entertain ME...

I might sometimes die doing something for MY country, MY parents, MY friends or MY religion etc...but that is to make sure I receive Heaven and remain ahead of you all. I like to compete for everything...but more that that I like to win...If I lose, I will consolidate MYSELF by saying, " MY day will come" because If I don't...I lose confidence...and I will start feeling bad...I don't like that...and the day when I win...I want to you to feel bad...to feel lost, to feel out of confidence and stay stranded, because you made ME feel bad someday...because I like revenge.

I say you are my brother or sister...even you don't do any good to me and also don't entertain ME, you hurt ME too...because If I don't...What will the people think of ME?...I will have no reputation in the eyes of MY parents but most importantly in the society...I will lose many opportunities...people might stop helping me...especially yours and mine parents...

Sometimes I do things for you without conditions...but there is always a hidden reason behind it all...I also want you to do something for me in return some day or the other...Even if you think we might never meet...I always hope that we meet someday, and at the place where I am stranded and need help...and you are reminded of the past help I did...If you refuse to help...I curse you...If you feel I am not...Think again...I will leave it to God and make sure he will punish you someday...

But there are exceptions...Sometimes I am a mother, a father...I try my best to remain Selfish...But can't...sometimes I become damaged...I go mad and lose MY selfishness...But because all the selfish around ME think I become dangerous for them...So they Capture ME and live happily in their Selfish world...

I am telling you all this because I want you to appreciate MY thinking and like ME even more so that anything good or bad I write in future is read by you so for that reason alone...I will say sorry if I hurt your feelings.


  • Rajesh Pareek