Showing posts with label Mustafa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mustafa. Show all posts

Could I be called an OPINIONIST?

Hellos and hi's...
Recently after reading the very beneficial post about creative and analytical writing, I have started analysing the styles of writing in different people. And here are my honest views...
Shariq : Very Creative. Extremely thought provoking, puts a lot of thought in very tiniest of things and tries to be as original as possible. Good use of paragraphs, and sub-headings. Use of sarcasm and strike-outs with a lot of colour as well to clearly explain wht he is thinking. Chubbyness written all over and superb use of humour. Avoids unnecessary humour. Usually more than one feel to a single post...here feel doesn't relate to topics but to how he suddenly changes a gear from humour to history and then to reality.
PS : Dude...Hands down to the amount of effort you show and the enthusiasm towards blogging is actually enthralling.
Gurpreet : All of his posts are humourous. if not then informative about something or the other. Looks at things in a funny way and doesn't like serious stuff. Very formally informal...tries to be formal in the start and ends up informal by the end. Can somehow seem to grab the attention of the reader and make him or her appreciate what he has written. He makes u feel that he will anytime go off the topic but manages to hang on to it. In a major learning process and very quick at that. As I always feel he could have written better.
PS : Creative Titles to his posts...I like that. Stick to your strengths for now...you will gradually invade the other genres.
Yusuf : Formal...Formal...and "WHAT THE F***!?"...I have many times felt that he is going very formal and suddenly there is that one line which shocks you! Writes what he likes. Which is good and doesn't care of what people might think after reading. This brings out the real you whether you are formal or informal. Isn't scared of using the four letter words at all...i.e. As realistic a post as possible. Very dedicated but only when he really wants to write.
PS : Can write a million times better than what he currently is, if you thought he was good.
Mustafa : Wait!...Don't know him? No worries, he RARELY writes. And that rare read shows you that he has potential but somehow doesn't come out. Knows all the tricks of the trade but is scared of people reading him. Is scared of letting us down if he attempts anything. This mentality is just holding him from delievering. As I am a close friend and I exactly know how much water there is in the bucket, Spill it.
PS : Mustafa..if you're reading this (ofc you are...:P) Start writing...tht's the only thing i can tell you.
Last but not the least...
Lazy18 : I am not going for analysis here, just the things I notice while reading her posts. You can rarely not smile while reading her posts. She can control your expression while reading her posts...I consider that as a special power and therefore sometimes address her as Superhaffy. A polished writer...you know it, as soon as you read her stories that she writes. The regular random posts are completly like she is talking to you. But the stories are what amaze you to the extent that you start confirming that it's her own by going to google.(No, I never doubted your posts :P)
PS : Start working towards your book...I have started collecting money:P
And what about me?...Yes...I call my self a writer too...i don't know how many people agree to that...:P But I want all you people who are continuously reading my stuff to tell me about my flaws and plus points in the comments section.

- Ron Parker(If I haven't told you, this will be my pen name from now on)

The Re(In)sults!

(Venue : 162nd floor burj khalifa at 10:30, February 3rd)
Ahlan wa Sahlan People!
This is your beloved host RJ, and we are on TOP of the world! Before we go on to the main event let's touch up upon the White (we promote peace) Carpet...
Entering here in her beautiful LOLLS ROYCE is MISS HAFSA!!! Let's talk to her...
How do you feel to be here tonight?
Hafsa : lol..I feel honoured and very happy to be here lol...since I have a nomination too, excited! lol And definetly looking forward to the main event! lol.(entering inside the lift)
Suddenly appearing from nowhere is...Miss Aditi Kapoor! ... Hello madam...thank you so much for being here...your views about today's awards?
Aditi : No comments.
Well...She sure is a VIP guest alright!
Next here is Mr Shafiq Khan in a Ford!...and thre seems to be some Fuzon between him n the car coz it's taking too long to park! Let's here it frm the MAN himself!
Hi SFK, how are you? And are you happy to be nominated?
SFK: I am absolutally fine! Very happy to be nominated indeed. And I have my baby with me as my lucky charm!(a french doll tht he still plays with)
No more VIP's to be seen...people rushing in to meet the superstars we don't have. But apart from everything, we have our own
Gurpreet singh sporting a superb suit, By Nike. And sports shoes below it by Adidas!(very brand conscious)
Shariq shahid, acting as the hanger for his clothes,(wear them shark!)
Yusuf Khan, A coat and a Bermuda! Interesting! and
Mustafa Khan, wearing a pathani suit! ( I wonder y?...hmm)
And BTW I am wearing a Georgio Armani personally designed hand crafted hand stitched Underwear...Under my cheaply rented Suit! And Amit Kumar is still in the shop selecting a suit for himself.
So tht's it from the Carpet which is now red!(people killing each other!) Moving on to the main event...

--The first Category we focus upon is...The Best follower for the month...to give this one we have with us...Shariq n Gurpreet ... ( awesome music)...
Gill : Good evening!
Shariq : Good evening to you too.
Gill : I mean to the audience!
Shark : Ohk so the award for spying on us...or following us goes to...Lazy18! (takes half an hour to come on to the stage...lolling...dancing...giggling...flying kisses in the air)
lazy: Lol... I knew it!(she paid us)

--Ohk so the next award for the best rated post goes to...let me check the current ratings...yes, Butty Natasha just manages to make it by 0.01 rate higher than the tuxy ride!(heart break!)
Congrats to Natasha with a Butt!

--Moving on...we have the most pretigious award of the Night...Best Writer...to give away we have Miss hafsa!
Hafsa : :)...And the award for best writer goes to..to...My Favourite! AARJAY! Yeyyeyy!
(receiving the award)...I would like to thank all my friends for being so supportivly jealous...so that I could perform better and better! Thank you.( all friends : You or me?...who kills him?)

--Ohhkay Wow!...coming to the next award...Post of the Month...
To give away...we have...The Man himself...
Mr Shafiq khan : Hello to all the ladies!
Ladies : HAAAYEEEEE!
SFK : :D And I feel ok ok to announce that it goes to The Diary Entry by RJ!
Me : Ohh well...This is amazing! 2 in a row!...Thank you Guyz!

--And we have Mustafa khan to give away 2 Important awards...Best debut as well as Most Inspirational post...(weird Beats in the background)
Masti : Assalamwualikum...I am honoured to be standing here and receiving this award...Thank you so much to all the people who voted for me!
Me : Mustafa...you have to announce...What are you doing?
Masti : Sry...I mugged it up so many times that couldn't stop...So the award for the most Inspirational post goes to...not again!...Guys! WAKE UP! by RJ!...Idiot.(his post)
--And the Best Debut will be shared equally by Gurpreet and Yusuf! Give them Some Big Hands!(people slapping them)

--Alright...so after all those emotions(audience : which?:S)...we have the funniest post of the month to be given away by...Me...And it goes to...(people scream :Tuxy Tuxy !!!)...:)...and it goes to...fingers crossed!...OVERDOSE! by Gurpreet singh!...*Claps* by some *slaps* by some!(they were overdosed)
Gurpreet : I would thank my couzins for this...who have such great sense of humour and also my parents for giving me birth! Thank you.
Alright! There is a performance by Me n Yusuf...an action packed one! Before the Last 2 Awards of the night. Enjoy!
(APPLAUSES ALL AROUND) Woof!...Tough job!

--And before the stage collapses, let's announce the best supporting role award! And to do the honours we have Yusuf Khan!
YK : Hayy Is everyone enjoying the night? Good...and the award for the best supporting role in a post goes to...Amit Kumar for A tuxy ride!...He deserves it!
Amit is not here...I would take that on his behalf. Thank you.

Most dedicated person towards the Blog is well...SHARIQ SHAHID without a Doubt...(A STANDING OVATION)...he has done so much for the well being of the blog...Incredible! *claps continue*

So that was it from the Monthly awards(everyone having dinner)...will meet you people later ... on the next awards...with a different host(audience : u suck anyways!) different nominies and it will certainly be bigger and better than this one!

Take care...bubye!
PS : Hafsa & Aditi still fighting over the fridge!

The beginning...

Hi everyone,
This is the first time I am writing a blog EVER...therefore have no idea on how to start. But we are tought to give ur introduction first...so here it is
This is not an individual blog...it's a group blog..we are a bunch of guys...who wanted to write our own blog.(for some weird reason)
Let me strt with the introduction of all ( in alphabetical order )...
Amit...Ample honesty combined with the best of hearts, he is someone who you can literally call at 3 and say, " Amit, my zip is stuck dude, need help!"...and he would come!
Gurpreet Singh Gill...Flambuoyance, presence of mind and intelligence...with a lot of energy...is gurpreet!...A superb company to have and one of the bestest of friends.
Mustafa...yes...he is a Khan. - a thorough hyderabadi, a thorough professional, very sincere, and knows how to digest a bad joke on himself:P. Another great friend.
Rajesh Pareek...yeah u guessed it ryt...it's me!... not someone who u could call at 3 coz my phone is either out of charge or i am not near it. Jokes apart...I try to stay original and unique...tht's it!
Shariq Shahid...you cut me in half radially and you get a shariq shahid, skinniest of all, weirdest of all, and the most appreciative of all. A great human being...
Yusuf Khan...Boy next door looks, boy next door charm, bu a man next door habits...you'll come to know that later. Quiet mature bu sometimes over mature:P
Ok then I am done with the work here...will be waiting for one of my friends to sign in and correct me if i am wrong. Untill then
Adios...
RAJESH