Showing posts with label guru. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guru. Show all posts

Could I be called an OPINIONIST?

Hellos and hi's...
Recently after reading the very beneficial post about creative and analytical writing, I have started analysing the styles of writing in different people. And here are my honest views...
Shariq : Very Creative. Extremely thought provoking, puts a lot of thought in very tiniest of things and tries to be as original as possible. Good use of paragraphs, and sub-headings. Use of sarcasm and strike-outs with a lot of colour as well to clearly explain wht he is thinking. Chubbyness written all over and superb use of humour. Avoids unnecessary humour. Usually more than one feel to a single post...here feel doesn't relate to topics but to how he suddenly changes a gear from humour to history and then to reality.
PS : Dude...Hands down to the amount of effort you show and the enthusiasm towards blogging is actually enthralling.
Gurpreet : All of his posts are humourous. if not then informative about something or the other. Looks at things in a funny way and doesn't like serious stuff. Very formally informal...tries to be formal in the start and ends up informal by the end. Can somehow seem to grab the attention of the reader and make him or her appreciate what he has written. He makes u feel that he will anytime go off the topic but manages to hang on to it. In a major learning process and very quick at that. As I always feel he could have written better.
PS : Creative Titles to his posts...I like that. Stick to your strengths for now...you will gradually invade the other genres.
Yusuf : Formal...Formal...and "WHAT THE F***!?"...I have many times felt that he is going very formal and suddenly there is that one line which shocks you! Writes what he likes. Which is good and doesn't care of what people might think after reading. This brings out the real you whether you are formal or informal. Isn't scared of using the four letter words at all...i.e. As realistic a post as possible. Very dedicated but only when he really wants to write.
PS : Can write a million times better than what he currently is, if you thought he was good.
Mustafa : Wait!...Don't know him? No worries, he RARELY writes. And that rare read shows you that he has potential but somehow doesn't come out. Knows all the tricks of the trade but is scared of people reading him. Is scared of letting us down if he attempts anything. This mentality is just holding him from delievering. As I am a close friend and I exactly know how much water there is in the bucket, Spill it.
PS : Mustafa..if you're reading this (ofc you are...:P) Start writing...tht's the only thing i can tell you.
Last but not the least...
Lazy18 : I am not going for analysis here, just the things I notice while reading her posts. You can rarely not smile while reading her posts. She can control your expression while reading her posts...I consider that as a special power and therefore sometimes address her as Superhaffy. A polished writer...you know it, as soon as you read her stories that she writes. The regular random posts are completly like she is talking to you. But the stories are what amaze you to the extent that you start confirming that it's her own by going to google.(No, I never doubted your posts :P)
PS : Start working towards your book...I have started collecting money:P
And what about me?...Yes...I call my self a writer too...i don't know how many people agree to that...:P But I want all you people who are continuously reading my stuff to tell me about my flaws and plus points in the comments section.

- Ron Parker(If I haven't told you, this will be my pen name from now on)

Clever Shifters...call...800shifting!

A painful Hi to all,
why painful?...have just transformed back to a homo sapien...from a donkey...my couzin brother shifted in a building just next to his previous so was helping him...
Had to shift all the material from toothbrush to bed on these young shoulders...in and out...all day long...
Today, Gurpreet dropped down to complete bio record book from me...but surprise...I indulged him in the same work!...and it was a lot of fun! Second floor to ground and then to third...people staring at us like we were shooting "OYE LUCKY LUCKY OYE!"...Tv, refrigerator, microwave...
The building to which my bro shifted is weird...honestly...last night when i was shifting...this maintenance guy was sleeping under the stairs near the lift...and he blabbers while sleeping...and people who are new, waiting for the lift, suddenly start searching for a toilet...tht's scary!...coz u can't see him sleeping and u dunno whether thre's space below the stairs...then the lift...I thought they developed it before the number line was discovered coz the lift was numbered...like
0,-1,1,2...etc..WTF?...then the building is exceptionally long from one of the sides and not so from the other...this conformed me tht the developers were really WEAK in mathematics...The funniest thing was...the watchman's room on the entrance...it said...Mr JAMAL - The Security Guard(only a few will get this joke)...but one thing is worth mentioning totally...this jamal guy has an excellent memory...he said he knows each n everyone's car in the building with around a 100 flats...not only this...he could hear and recognize who's vehicle was entering and going!...very impressive...
I have to mention Gurpreet, he was of a lot of help...his idea of shifting clothes all together was more thn handy(or dandy) & then using the manama hypermrkt trolley for shifting TV and Microwave were too good...actually he's known as the aamir khan...he gives an idea after everyone's already given their foolish once...and only his idea is accepted...A SUPERHIT IDEA GIVER!
But one thing assured I am going to have a goodnight sleep...indeed...this reminds me..."A Friend in need is a friend Indeed...lol."

- RJ Pareek, Also starring Guru.