DNA - Da Naturally Awesome!

Ron Parker | 7:44 pm | , , , , | 2 comments

Hellos and Histones...

How's your DNA people?

"Deoxyribonucleic acid", as soon as the word struck my drums, I had a feeling that this word is of a whole lot of importance. It was back then, when I was in std 9. When I hear this word now, it only means Fascinating! From the last fifteen days I am being left utterly fascinated by this word called DNA.

Who knew that five alphabets control each and every organism on the planet, AGTC & U. The way you look, feel, walk, talk, and even think is controlled by just the order in which 4 of these 5 alphabets are placed in the DNA of your cell. Every cell in your body has it. Exactly the same. And by the way the DNA maintains the same order for only 6600000000 times per cell. One molecule, just one molecule is what our basic identity is.

The deeper I come to know about moleculer biology, the deeper I feel the meaning of being fascinated. The human body in itself is so diverse yet so basic and mysterious that I go out of words when I learn new things about it. For example, If all the veins and arteries were to put together end-to-end of an Adult Human, they would circle the world 4 times. If all the DNA of one Adult Human were to be stretched and joined end- to-end...It would go and come back from the sun over a 100 times!!!*gulp...Wide-eyed* This is science and the more I study, the more closer I am to GOD. Then why do some people think studying science will keep you away from him.

This makes me think about how could it all have been started? I mean they say earlier it was RNA and not DNA but even then,
how come RNA came to be? Then they say that there were countless number of atoms and particles suspended freely. They collided to each other everynow and then and...CO-INCIDENTLY, some of the compatibles formed this molecule RNA which could replicate itself and thus started a journey called EVOLTION of life. FASCINATING isnt it?

There are still a thousand mysteries about life and it's constituents. I wish to solve some of them, if not all before my DNA's had enough. So with thoughts of embarking on my journey to discoveries and surprises, Sighning off...

Daily Buzz!

Shawrix | 12:29 am | | 1 comments

Well it has been a long and happening week,with extra classes going and light shortage in Sharjah the whole week.Talking about extra classes...i never thought extra classes would be of so much fun! No...i m not being sarcastic ...they were really fun!...Were because they are ending this Sunday..=l...Well there are many reason for me enjoyin the xtra classes...firstly i understood a whole chapter of physics for the first time...secondly...biology classes were so interesting..that its beginning to alter my future goals...thirdly....Foootball Fever!!...We have so much fun playing with the commerce batch...And the reason for calling it fever is...not the passion but the 50'C..temperature we play in...and get fully drenched.All this fun was surely being ruined partially by chemistry...because i didn't understand a word of it. No problem got the whole month to cover up studies :)..

Hmm the purpose of my post this time is to flame at something...yup...and the unfortunate people this time are the news people....We generally switch on the Tv to watch something random....scroll the channels here and there...61 to 95 , 95 to 05...and we keep going on...then when nothing's good enough to watch...we goto these news channels which sell their masala news...Nup i am not flaming them for mirch masala and stuff...but for some other reason...that is...giving out news reports of Number of people dying...everyday.We generally come across many reports in which they say 50 people died etc etc...i seriously don't like it...There is a reason for this...We get so used to it...that we stop even feeling sorry for the people dying...Because if we saw on the NC 100 people died yesterday then we won't be suprised if we see on the NC that 50 died today...Slowly it will make us hard hearted and careless about lifes of people.It won't really matter to us as it will be our habit to see it on News Channels everyday...i don't know if i am being too critical but this is similar to  when termites eat up the wood...We can't see them but they do cause some serious damage.This really takes away the real value of a single life..how precious every single person's life is..

Okay so some people say they  tell us about the people dying everyday because they want to inform us about it...well yeah some people actually need to be informed about it...ex-the relatives etc...But it can be done in a more sophisticated way...give out hotline numbers for the accidents and disasters.This way the privacy would also be maintained.And to give out the News they can say 'Many people died' Instead of '200 people ''Died'' '.

I don't know if i am right or wrong, but its just a basic thought in my mind... Give out your thoughts on this topic!


How many symbol?

Ron Parker | 10:08 pm | | 1 comments


You know what this is?
It's the officially accepted symbol of the INDIAN RUPEE. And let me tell you, you need to be an IIT post-graduate to come up with this symbol. How ironic! The guy who prepared the symbol is an IIT post-graduate.
After some 10,000 selected entries...they sorted out final 5. And from those 5, the cabinet chose this...as the final symbol over which a billion people are destined to fight from now on. A mere combination or the R of the Roman Language and the RA of hindi(or devnagri) with 2 parallels going through it has brought a tinch of twinkle in the eyes of every Indian on the planet. We could soon be having the computer keyboards and the mobile phones too bearing this symbol on their keys.(atleast in the softwares)
Now what surprises me is that they had to take so many entries in and select this as the final one. They could have personally asked me to design one for them and mine wouldn't have been very different because i make the same start to my english and hindi signature...yes...i've got 2 of them!
But never-the-less, no-one would ever ask again if Rs. meant Indian, Pakistani, Sri lankan or the other million countries using rupee as the currency. What this also does is opens the gate for other countries having rupee as their currency to prepare a symbol and submit, and may be spread around this symbolism more...even though I have no-idea as to what the criterias are for doing that.
So this was just an informative small little thing i wanted to share. Just for GK...how many countries have got their currency symbols?

Soap Serials = Brain-'Wash' You!

Shawrix | 3:08 pm | | 3 comments

Hiya! 


How are you, O reader, sent by the almighty! :P


 Man these  soap serials are getting on my nerves.Every other girl in India and in Uae is busy watching these serials.Whats so specials about these soap serials? ...I fail to understand..They just create some ha holla...and stretch the serial like a babol gum....for 5-6 years!..But after all its all about money ,TRP's ..and the public is only fooled.

The women are so addicted to these serials that they would miss their husbands birthday but the time of the serials is like fevicoled in their memory.They would fight for the remote till their last breathe! :P...Nightmare for us males if something good was going to come on Tv.They watch it with such interest OMG!...They start to think that the family shown in the serial is a real one...they start liking the positive role and hating the negative role.They start hating the negative role to such extent that if he is found lurking somewhere in some Mall then he's dead.See the psychological effects that these serials bring about in women.They start to compare their family with the serials family!..and husbands are the one that are tortured the most :P

Pshh! the serials!

  1. The serial goes on for like 8-10 years minimum...the producer dies...but the women playing the role of a grandma is still alive nd happy...even if her daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter is also born...she will be seen happy with the same face!
  2. No character dies unless he is bored of the serial and has to leave.But! if he wants to return he can return even if he died after falling from a 66000 ft valley...that is planned by the writer who is the biggest dumbo on this earth.
  3. The women shown in the serials are so heavily loaded :P...with jewellery  that it looks like the family has found a gold mine underneath their house.
  4. Some or the other member of the family in the serial is kept aside to make him the negative role in the future.
  5. 99% of the marriages  in these serials are against the will of both the future partners.
  6. In most of the happy occasions something bad will happen which will result in big tamasha!
  7. The special  1 hour-episodes are made just because their are too many episodes to be shown..
  8. The best actor award goes to the one who allowed his wife to do anything in the serial.
  9. The best female actor goes to the one who cried  throughout the lifetime of the serial.
  10. If the serials popularity is going down the writer kills the character in the serial to get attention.
This was the analysis by me of these serials!

Producers note : We are happy to announce the 10th birthday of our serial...its been 10 long years and we will continue to please the audience unless and until we keep getting Advertisments (Although we know how to get em).

Well that was about serials , but i wanted to discuss about something else too! When was your first crush!...Crushes are so common...they happen in early stages of our lifes and they remain in our memory forever!..I still remember mine...I was in 2nd class in kindergarten..starters...and it was a routine every year that the boys and girls were mixed up...ex- Section P  with section Q etc...I also got shuffled with some other section..as soon as i entered..the other class I saw a lil bit tall...white...girl sitting in the class..with green eyes and short hair...she waved at me!...nope to my best friend who was standing behind me...she was his cousin or something...i was paused for 2-3mins...=P

Thats it for this week...meet you same time same place next week!





I have a sixth sense...Is it by fluke?

Guru | 3:52 pm | , , , , | 1 comments

Helloooo!!

Well, no need of introduction as i wasn't absent for a longer period than Masti but was lost somewhere...But back again.....

Ok lets start with weather report(ahmm..) Temperature in U.A.E nearly touching 50C as the AC's of TCS stopped working,well not a shock as it was xpected bt still the management doesn't care and still students r having bloody extra classes!!!! some Parts of Punjab and Haryana flooded....but only some parts whereas other parts like northern Punjab are struggling fr evn a drop of water from the skies..I mean how can it be that 1 part is struggling with drought and the other just 40 kms away is surrounded with flood all over!!! OK enough of weather lets start with our today's topic. Sex ohh Sorry SIXTH sense and fluke.Well both the terms are different form each other but not by much.....

Fluke is for example when some one asks you how many types of Amino acids are there in humans and you blindly answers 20,and is correct! and sixth sense is when u r travelling in car with someone and wen u both stop at the supermarket where u realize something abt the car and say that its not gonna start again,and that really happens!!Now u must be wondering about those examples.....Well those are some of the examples that i took from my real life.....

I still remember last month when our HM was teaching some BIO stuff(some because he teaches only Genetics. Since 10th i have seen him mugging up and confusing students with Genetics, Mendel, Variations and some silly Crosses....) as he was teaching the same again he suddenly came across some amino acids and a topic related to them. So,Just for our general knowledge he asked this question "How many types of Amino acids are there in our body"?Soon as we heard the question most of us started discussing with their bench partners and started saying some or other answers....I was sitting close to Ron and when he asked this question i just looked at him and said 20 and again started staring at the HM as he was standing next to my bench...After sometime he realized how much knowledgeable we guys are and he answered...But the answer was the same what i said!!!

I wasn't shocked because these days lot of my flukes go ryt. But Ron was shocked and he knew that it was fluke bt was a well timed fluke i must say....:D

Now some sixth sense....its just when u express wat ur mind imagined and it happens(Guru's statement for sixth sense...:P. May come fr 2 marks in sm subject)...So,sm 2-3 months ago me and my cousin were coming home and this happened wen stopped at a supermarket just because he wants to add life to life by purchasing a du recharge card...So soon as he switched off the engine of the car i realized that some stupid calculations were going on in my mind and the final result of it was that the car will not start again...

I expressed my views to my cousin and he was like "nice joke thank u for the information." and we went to market but when he was about the start the engine,i again said"what's the use? its not gonna start" and I was very confident this time.....He listened to my "Bak bak"(blah,blah...)and ignited the engine bt the car refused to start,as if it was controlled by my mind.....

He came out of the car,gave a weird look and said "u know at this moment if u would have said that u'll get married with the girl of ur dreams that would have happened But WTH abt this car!!!"...I replied laughingly "it was just my sixth sense"!!and then he was like now my sixth sense says that u'll be pushing the car all the way to the mechanic shop....But thank god his sense wasn't ryt and we got the mechanic over there........

But what i think is that there is not much of a difference between sixth sense and fluke its just different ppl saying different things.........

-Goldy(my new pencil name...still looking fr a pen name so this is pencil name and can be rubbed and re-written)

Could I be called an OPINIONIST?

Ron Parker | 8:42 pm | , , , , , , , , | 2 comments

Hellos and hi's...
Recently after reading the very beneficial post about creative and analytical writing, I have started analysing the styles of writing in different people. And here are my honest views...
Shariq : Very Creative. Extremely thought provoking, puts a lot of thought in very tiniest of things and tries to be as original as possible. Good use of paragraphs, and sub-headings. Use of sarcasm and strike-outs with a lot of colour as well to clearly explain wht he is thinking. Chubbyness written all over and superb use of humour. Avoids unnecessary humour. Usually more than one feel to a single post...here feel doesn't relate to topics but to how he suddenly changes a gear from humour to history and then to reality.
PS : Dude...Hands down to the amount of effort you show and the enthusiasm towards blogging is actually enthralling.
Gurpreet : All of his posts are humourous. if not then informative about something or the other. Looks at things in a funny way and doesn't like serious stuff. Very formally informal...tries to be formal in the start and ends up informal by the end. Can somehow seem to grab the attention of the reader and make him or her appreciate what he has written. He makes u feel that he will anytime go off the topic but manages to hang on to it. In a major learning process and very quick at that. As I always feel he could have written better.
PS : Creative Titles to his posts...I like that. Stick to your strengths for now...you will gradually invade the other genres.
Yusuf : Formal...Formal...and "WHAT THE F***!?"...I have many times felt that he is going very formal and suddenly there is that one line which shocks you! Writes what he likes. Which is good and doesn't care of what people might think after reading. This brings out the real you whether you are formal or informal. Isn't scared of using the four letter words at all...i.e. As realistic a post as possible. Very dedicated but only when he really wants to write.
PS : Can write a million times better than what he currently is, if you thought he was good.
Mustafa : Wait!...Don't know him? No worries, he RARELY writes. And that rare read shows you that he has potential but somehow doesn't come out. Knows all the tricks of the trade but is scared of people reading him. Is scared of letting us down if he attempts anything. This mentality is just holding him from delievering. As I am a close friend and I exactly know how much water there is in the bucket, Spill it.
PS : Mustafa..if you're reading this (ofc you are...:P) Start writing...tht's the only thing i can tell you.
Last but not the least...
Lazy18 : I am not going for analysis here, just the things I notice while reading her posts. You can rarely not smile while reading her posts. She can control your expression while reading her posts...I consider that as a special power and therefore sometimes address her as Superhaffy. A polished writer...you know it, as soon as you read her stories that she writes. The regular random posts are completly like she is talking to you. But the stories are what amaze you to the extent that you start confirming that it's her own by going to google.(No, I never doubted your posts :P)
PS : Start working towards your book...I have started collecting money:P
And what about me?...Yes...I call my self a writer too...i don't know how many people agree to that...:P But I want all you people who are continuously reading my stuff to tell me about my flaws and plus points in the comments section.

- Ron Parker(If I haven't told you, this will be my pen name from now on)

Hitler, Nukes And India ♥!

Shawrix | 5:52 am | | 2 comments

Hello Peeepz!

Guys! People are so complicated that they cannot be judged just by reading about them in newspapers or listening to the word of the mouth...I mean...there are so many chemicals in our brain that the reactions never end! And it leads to so many natures at once.So we end up in different moods...sometimes we are so bitchy or sometimes so sweet!

I just read that Hitler was a teacher and a great painter.Hmmm ...how can a mass murderer be a painter? ..I mean painting requires alot of creativeness, patience, hardwork.I didnt see any of these in him.
 (Sarcastic view)
Creativeness...Well yeah he sure was creative when he told during the holocaust that jews should dig their own graves and get shot in their head.
Patience...Hmm who told him to be so stubborn and allow japan to attack pearl harbour when they were still struggling with the  U.S.S.R.
Hardwork....Yeah he sure is hardworking he lost 23million soldiers and he himself just told others to fight.

How do these both natures combine? ...Killing millions of people and being a painter...?...Just imagine him painting..on one side and bodies of all those jews on the other.Weird huh? ..

Shhhh Hitler is painting! :O

Hitler : Lalalalalala, how to make those leaves..?...hmmm...

After 2 hrs
Hitler : Can't get those freakin leaves right!!!!@#$!$#
3hrs
Hitler: Argh i colored them RED! AAARGHHH!
5hrs
Hitler: Can't get this painting done! Damn ill kill all those Jews in this world!!

Well that time was really the worse of all.While Hitler was having fun dating with Britain and France together Britain was quietly having a feast in some countries.For example India...Lolz...As India was struggling for freedom..Hitler was trying his best to destroy Britain once and for all...while U.S.A was sitting and enjoying all this from a safe distance with a popcorn bucket in their hand.

And then Japan the great thought ok lets play pokey pokey with USA and the themselves got poked in the eye.Well i don't think that nuclear strike on japan was a good decision at all.Why do common people had to pay the price of the war started by few stupid leaders?!...This was a cruel decision by USA.
But what do you guys think was it correct to strike japan like that? There were many other plans on the table..

Ok lemme ask one thing Whats the use of these nuclear weapons?...Once one of these countries drops a nuclear bomb in any other country it will lead to a nuclear warfare and then..all the countries will exchange nuclear bomb-strikes like pineapples cakes given on christmas.

Moral of the story : With world already under global warming nuclear weapons are like we say in hindi sone par suhaaga(sarcastically)

Apart from all this Politics It has started raining in India and its so good to see monsoon arriving over there.Well it was really hot today in UAE so it was a relief to see that cold wet moist climate of Delhi on TV.

Ahh that photo looks so pleasant to me...! Yeaaaa.....That one lucky HORSE! Heh..

I really love monsoon season now...i used to hate it earlier.Thats because when i was in India...i had a great passion for flying kites..and it always used to rain during the evening; that is my kite flying time.And i used to hate it so much!!  But i love it now....♥

Actually i miss many things about India...
1) Wind storms during may-june
2) Shaadi's =alot of fun.
3) Chaat..ka thela (lol)
4) Drinking Sugarcane juice on the side of the road.
5) Jaagte rahoon ...at 2am.
6) Mango's!

And the list continues! But i am off to sleep for now!

Take care guys! 






 


The real problem...

Mustafa Khan | 8:44 pm | | 2 comments


"Enough is enough, im gonna write something!! I dont care wat u think of me, i dont give a damn to any comments, but atleast frm today im gonna be regular" This is exactly wat my mind says every time whenever it's my turn to write. I just feel so insecure and scared of what you might think about me. Because when I sit down to write I really have nothing on my mind and plus I think I suck at it. My friends have been forcing me to put something down at least..."anything" as they say. So here I am expressing my feelings on my not so confidence filled writing skills.
So Is there anyone who can help me in improving the writing skills I don't seem to have? Please respond to this particular post via your comments. I promise to take them seriously and bring some good stuff for you in the near future. I know if I work hard enough i have an unmatched potential but until and unless I don't have a post ready to be called as a Milestone on which I can step on and continue my journey, I don't feel like proceeding. So I need lots and lots of suggestions to improve and once I have them, I will analyse stuff and soon be out with a lot more vengeance.
Extremely Interested people can mail the suggestions to me at...mustafa_rocker@hotmail.com.
Thank you so much in advance for those of you going to comment and Thanks a World for those who want to send me a mail.
- Mustafa Khan

Let’s all underline our noses!

Ron Parker | 1:59 am | | 3 comments

Namoustache!

Today's topic is quiet mushy…very delicate and poky even uncomfortable for some, Moustaches…Familiar word? The facial hair just above the lips and below the nose when left to grow… end up as a Moustache! A rarity these days in many countries though wherever Indians, Pakistanis and sub-continent people reside…it can be found. It's usually black or even white for some aged people.

History

Well the history goes long long way back when man used to live in a cave and had no knowledge about shredding his facial hairs(as a matter of fact, anywhere on the body..:P). They naturally had to have long bushy faces. Then came the Shaving tools, the most important tool of make-up for men. He started removing them. Slowly they started looking nice as well as weird. Because women said that the men without facial hairs were not quiet the MEN. And from then on moustaches came to be known as the symbol of manhood. Everybody had them. In India as well, they have a rich history with the british rulers and the rich maharajas, all bore them with pride. There have been many greats who always had it like, Mahatma Gandhi, M. Luther King, Lech Walesa, Charlie Chaplin, Einstein etc.(Does anyone remember Super Mario?)

Why should the modern men turn back?

In the modern era though…men without moustaches have overtaken the population of the once with them. But I feel men should start keeping moustaches again. It brings so much more variety and even a greater dimension in their looks. I mean it used to be an important part of a man. It should be given one more chance. If taken seriously, It could turn into a revolution in men's fashion. There would be moustache caring products in the market and specially developed trimmers. The barbers would start earning more. They can learn a lot of new things and even invent a few. The world would become so much more differentiable. Black, brown, grey , blonde and so many other shades of moustaches we can develop!

Benefits

  • They serve as a major confidence booster for lacking men.
  • The mere presence of a moustache can provide an unfair advantage for a person in an interview.
  • They aid the nose to fine tune the air entering inside.
  • give much more variety of rich expressions to use from, they help in expression of an expression.
  • They provide a thinking platform, just like the ladies play with their side locks while thinking, the men could practice pointing the two ends of the moustache while thinking and it does help.
  • Last but not the least, It literally underlines the nose, taken to be the symbol of respect and honor in the Sub-continent(not sure about the rest of the world).

Conclusion

The first question that might pop out after reading this in your minds is,
"DO YOU HAVE IT?"

Well Yes, I was planning for it from a month or so and finally I have managed to grow a nice graceful moustache. Everybody who has seen it till now has complemented me and that's the reason I have decided to write about them today. So my fellow MEN!(not having one) GROW UP!

  • Ron Parker

HOLIDAYS! Nope...

Shawrix | 1:19 am | | 2 comments

Beware m very random today...-_-

Sittin in front of your laptop with nothing on your mind except to sleep and have good dreams and to wake up when you wish.Great feelin isn't it...? Yup it is...because today my exams are finally over and i am excited.You might be wondering that why my style of typing doesn't show that m exicted that is because i am tired. Yep...i am tired...i am tired of mugging up physics last minute, i am tired of yawning in my english exam.I ain;t complaining about anything at all...but its just we hav'nt gotten a real vacation since april.They say okay...guys there's a good news and a bad news..The good news is that you have 10 holidays and the bad news is you have to come for 5 days for extra classes.Talk about being  sarcastic.

I know 12th was gonna be like getting shot from point zero range...but CAMOOOON! ...We are humans!...Wait ...........yeah we are humans!...wE need rest..we sleep.Now they kept extra classes this month also......in 51*C!!

Changing the topic...i was wondering why people stop fights that happen in midst of the street...i am not being selfish or anything..but i am just trying to point out a fact...Well in my place in india...when you try to stop a fight you get beaten by both parties.You might think what a bloody selfish guy...=.=...But for your info the both parties fighting are well prepared..and you are not..you just go in there and try to act as an angel from heaven..BAD IDEA....you will get 2 jabs from 1st party and 1 kick and 2 smacks on your butt from the 2nd one...So keep this in mind before indulging into any party fights.


I Don't know why people of India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, are victims of English.I mean If the europeans can refuse to talk in english then why do we try to express ourselves in english.Why dont we try to speak in our own language in the first place before learning to speak  english.I'll get it straight...When some peepz of the asian subcontinent do not know english its regarded as a shame...But when these Germans, French, Swedish,Spanish, ..Speak in their own language its regarded as a great thing and people want to learn their language.You goto Spain and try to talk to anyone..if you talk in English...they will be like WTF ARE YOU SAYING! Not 90% but like 75-80 speak Spanish.I am also a victim of this and still trying to figure out why..Well atleast these arabs are still ahead in this field.


Someone please abolish english after 10th class...its getting on my nerves...TOEFL proficiency test etc etc..I mean yeah we know english...why should we study again and again! And why are we studying Notices, letters, messages from past 6 years!!!...i never used em but to write apology letters to mah principal.
GEt creative people teach them SMS!...EMAILS....BLOG writing BLAH!...grow up..humph...I'll try to get a poster from somewhere that says ''I R KNOW PERFECT ENGLISH U NO TEACH''

kkthxbye.
tc

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