I'm done with it!

Well Well Well! look who's here!

It's meeee (I make a good smiley saying that)...:D
One must be wondering what I have been doing all these days such that even being free and with whole time in the tiny little world I couldn't write a single post not even a boring one (Like this), Actually nice question to start off feel free to answer guys even I figure it out!...And That "One" is myself...:D
Lets goo deep into it this is so far the longest and most enjoyable holidays of my life, So long that now I wonder when will it all come to an end and I can go somewhere and meet some friends or make some new ones....
Actually I was preparing for ILET (IELTS) test, Could have been good for an excuse if I wouldn't have written any post during my exams in 12th or 11th.. Huh! who did 11th!
So what brings me back here is that I want to make a Statement that I'm still not sure about my admission for B.tech. What am I gonna do and where am I gonna do I'm all messed up with it!...So please all those questioning me about this stop doing it and read this post....
I'm all confused, tensed and sad because I couldn't do it in India and it all hangs on my IELTS result, It's like my heart is in India mind in Canada and body burning in Dubai and to make my days worse Shariq puts up all that stuff about Microsoft rail simulator and not letting me try it out. I'm going to kick your aas with Rajdhani express...(Is it possible?)..:D
Btw those who have any hint of Masti pls report I don't find her anywhere!...Oops! HIM.. :P
So, the break is over and its time for another show, Yess! that's what xactly I do every day. Watching movies all day long. Atleast 2 everyday if not more.....
Although this post doesn't stand anywhere in terms of Band score (The only thing I learnt during my IELTS preparation course, how to mark others on band score) But it deserves atleast 5 which makes it better than the avg. writing score of U.A.E
I'm really good at it...:D
Bubye!...:)

Let the games...BEGIN!

Hi all...

NOTE: 'I started this thing as a comment to the previous post of Sharq so I want all the readers to first read the previous post by him and also the following comments...'

Hmm...Lets see...I want to agree with priyanka in some aspects but thn some things are preventing me as I am a micawber sort of person and if thre's no contradiction, life's boring!
Why not do both the things together...I mean what shariq says could be implemented to wht priyanka says...invest a million in gaming and earn 50...invest 48 in slums and 1 in gaming and one in the invester's pocket...not bad!
And BTW we are a progressive democracy and in trying to completely focus on our weaknesses, we must not forget our strengths...the london traffic is managed in banglore via satellites--now tht isn't a joke. The USB was invented by an indian...MSN is run by an Indian...and many many other facts will tell you how we feature globally.

And one more thing...which has just struck me...if Indian--so called the rich like Ambanis invest in this gaming sector...it's eventually gonna benefit the economy of the country, we shall have more and more employment of indians in this sector, more and more foreign investment here which leads to a growth in tourism sector ultimately to GDP growth and the treasury of the govt. which solves all the problems...
And furthermore, just like sharq says...the possibilities are endless...trucks, rickshaws, phatphatis, tempos, trains, jugads, and the locations are a bonus, you could have the smow in kashmir, greenery in punjab, desert in ahem...Rajasthan, people running into your simulator every hour in UP and beaches in goa and lots more...we could have aur own GTA vice city. Ohh ohh...bullock carts, donkey carts, camel carts, dhabas in the way, police asking for bribe and stuff...it could all be desi fun after all.

Well...If I had about a million dollars to invest here I surely would, right now!

And here's some facts I got hold of on the way...
--India is one of only three countries that makes supercomputers (the US and Japan are the other two).
--India is one of six countries that launches satellites.
--The Bombay stock exchange lists more than 6,600 companies. Only the NYSE has more.
--Eight Indian companies are listed on the NYSE; three on the NASDAQ.
--Nearly 49% of the high-tech startups in silicon Valley and Washington, D.C. are owned by Indians or Indian-Americans.
--India has the second largest community of software developers, after the U.S.
Someone said...The difference between a winner and a loser is that a winner knows his weaknesses and focuses on his strengths and a loser knows his strengths and focuses on his weaknesses.

PS : Apologies for being so late in writing this piece but i have my own limitations coz of travelling and then jet lagging and stuff...and again i can't promise of being on time the next time due to the same reason...

Bubye...RJ

Its Rally Time!

Hey, Howdy Mates!

Been a long time!...I have been doing great studying physics and working out problems.
But having some breaks in middle of a study schedule is very important!.
So i started playing Rally racing!..

I get a fever almost spontaneously and it comes off as fast as a eye blink!.
I saw all these rally racing videos and i quite liked it!..
So i downloaded this game ..Richard Burns Rally.

Started playing it...First race..
How difficult can it get?...
Bam!! Crash..Bam Crash!..Bam Crash!

What the heck?..Then it struck me , i didn't go through the tutorial. Took me like 4 hrs to practice and get used to it..
But i have to say it..Its one of the toughest type of racing i have ever played.

You try to speed and BAM! You find yourself in a ditch!..

Its like damn hard to keep on the road!..Keep pressing right left right left right left. My hands get damn sweaty!.

Now i am thinking to buy a Forcefeedback Steering..Will really have some fun on this realistic game.

This is the video, when i started to get hold of it...But still i was crashing.

50..


No No guys i am not going to talk about 50 cent! Or write about..Or whatever.
Its my 50th blog post!!!
YAY!..*drum rolls*

Wow..I mean its been a long long time. I still remember my first post and the editing i did on it. ( Dont ask :|). Every single post taught me a new lesson. And i know i have improved alot from the first post i wrote. Ahh the thinking about those early days makes me feel so nostalgic. I tried my best to do justice to every topic in a sarcastic way. Well i guess thats my way of writing. But i feel great! Thanks to all my friends here...and all the followers..jass..priyanka..hafsa..pragya...Wow..theres alot of commenting going around by girls :)..Makes me think of a quote..
                         Behind every successful blog there's a girl commenting on it.
                                                                                                                   - Me

Woosh..its been a long journey..Started writing back in 2010...its 2011 now. Havin finished my highschool..It really looked impossible from where i started. Guess it all just comes along gradually.


Lets have a look at what all rubbish i wrote. :P
*Goes through the archives*

Hmm..hey look we have..Bend it like saifu..Lol..Do you even remember that post? Had been going through bad back aches back then. *Digs deep in the blog drum* ...Hmm We have some Pirates running behind some egyptians..lol..My obsession with egypt was just hilarious. Soap serials..My take on them..Just love that one. Daily buzzzz...This post always comes to my rescue when  i have absolutely nothing to write. I will become a....This one was a classic..my sarcasm was on its peak..at that time. I see you...lol my embarassing story. Never try to gussy up  by looking into the computer lab windows. Phew so many posts..so many comments. Been a long long journey.

I really like to thank all my friends who came up with this idea of blogging..Raj, Guru, Yusuf, Masti, Amit(?).

Actually i am a suffering from the future syndrome. I know ill get over it..but sometimes..i get troubled by thinking what is going to come in my life ahead. Well its pretty normal. Happens with everyone ...at some point of time..but it all gets over..with a happy ending..(Hopefully).

Life's pretty boring.. But i always say one thing. Never ever pray that your life changes its track..you never know which track it might take..Can be good..Can be bad..Just thank god..that your life is steady. There are some people in this world that do not know whether they will get food for dinner..or breakfast. Get the point?..Now get yourself up and be happy!..

Aww..The kitty is bored! eet needs moar teeevee!
Ok..enough lol.

And also! Congratz to Rafa for winning such an awesome game! If you missed it ..you missed a great great game of tennis!
Vamos Rafa!


A for Anna B for Baba C for corruption...

Hey all...
I am sure names like Anna Hazare and Swami Ramdev have become household names by now...and you must be aware of them to an extent, if not, you better increase your Current GK.
Not talking about who's right and who's wrong but let's just look upon the points that have been brought up by these two people, The recovery of the Black money that is maneuvering all over the world and serving of no useful purpose to India in-spite of being of Indian Origin. IF it was a talk of millions or billions, we might not be made to think over it with full seriousness but it's an issue of Trillions and Trillions of rupees that India is deprived of. It's hard to imagine what so much money can do to the fate of this country...
A few other points have also been raised during this, like declaring the corrupt as traitors of the country, no doubt in mind that it is absolutely necessary to stop further transport of money like this to other tax free countries.
I don't know how people on the net are viewing this issue, you can leave your comment and let me know below...
Bubye

Lemme know if you work in CBSE!!!

Hello people!

RJ here...It's so refreshing to see that the blog is being run very well...all thanks to sharq n paji, partly masti and some random supporters.
Before you ask me...whre I was...I was and am still in India and enjoying the divine air of my village and the superior atmosphere in my hometown. Meeting my friends of 2001 and earlier plus having some adventurous fun on the dunes, National Highways and the fuzzy gallis!

The point behind stayin away for so long is that thre is absolutely no net in my village and namesake in my hometown but now that I have a broadband home connection after the BSNL was assured that my name is Rajesh Pareek and I am not a Terrorist, I will be in touch of the blog quiet frequently...

BTW the connection was set up a lil earlier but 23rd onwards it took me some time to come to terms with life...they said life's not always fair... 2 years ago on 25th of may and now again I hear the same...well...may be...bu it will be fair some day and I shall be part of that justice...after repeating these lines a hundred and eight times...I am now mentally fine and will not slap you if you come up to me and ask how many you got?(though i may kill if you said i work in CBSE)

A lil about Rajasthan...
Well the mercury's had enough and it's almost ready to jump out of the meter on few occations and suddenly it rains and here & we are all humpty dumpty at about 19-22 C from 52 C and the next day again at 11 I come out and say...Hell it rained yesterday and it's 51 now! And they go...check after an hour...the thermometer might melt...but no...i agree it's hot but one very good thing about the place is that there is always a breeze going around...so if you sit in the shade for a while...you will fall asleep even if it's 52 out there! But bware of the typical desert breeze at around 12 to 3...it's called Loo...it passes through you and you might find yourself either in the hospital or in the Loo...lol.

Another good thing is that it's Rajasthan...the largest state in India and the population density is not high so wherever you go...it's quiet and serine...all in all it's FUN to be Here! There are peacocks chanting behind our home in the morning and evening, thre's a large dune on which i visit in the evenings to refresh on the cold sand...amazing!!!

So here's presenting the most warm invitation to visit the place once in your life atleast and I bet you won't regret it...bubye and beware of the LOO!!!

Exploring the unexplored


Heya,


Its the 21st century. Most of the scientists are working together to find a place in the universe which has suitable climate, conditions for human survival. Its quite good too, with conditions getting worse day by day on earth..Its really good to find a place which has better conditions. Spending millions of dollars ...Using human resources..to find  a  planet suitable for 'US'!


Dont think much about the paragraph above...i was merely being sarcastic. I don't know why all the space agencies are working on something so illogical. 'Humans never grow up' Thats what i have observed after all i have seen, heard, felt for the past 14 years of my life..

Why are we even trying to find a planet? So that we can destroy it too? Or we are too bored here? Its just like a toddler destroying the whole building of blocks he made and starts to cry because just he's BORED!. And those scientist are just like these toddlers. Never grow up ...

We shouldn't look forward to change the planet...but to change ourselves!..What are we doing? A cut always leaves a scar..no matter how much you try to cover it up..it won't just stop showing up. That is what is happening now-a-days. First we invent the 'Engine' then we make Automobiles, when they make pollution, we form organisations that have no worth. Then keep shouting 'Stop Pollution' Just because your house is getting flooded with water and you can't watch Simpsons on Star world. I tell you these organisations are merely puppets.

Now they are trying to explore water on nearby planets.Roflcopter! Just because they are foreseeing the near end of the Earth. Now they get back on the track..start to pee shiver in fear. They can play with the earth but not with the universe. Once the universe starts playing..then it gets real bad.
Earthquakes, tornados, tsunamis..might sound really bad on earth. But once you start to explore the universe you will find... BLACK HOLES, Stars Blasting and giving out energy million times than a nuclear bomb, Uneven atmosphere, Weird Stuff of all kind. Oh and how can we forget the undiscovered Aliens. =D

So my advice to all the research organisations is 'Please research on how to make the earth a better place, rather than researching on how to leave earth for a better place.'


I'm Awake...

Hello Anthropists and our followers...
Its been a long, long, long time since i ever posted anything on the blog, so here i am pulling up my socks and getting started...

I have a lot to tell, and by lot i mean a very very lot(just joking)

Firstly, Its been almost two freakingly long months since the boards, yea, I know this is all old school talk, but still, you know... what you don't know? Forget it.

When i think boards, i think result, and when i think result, i see a blue screen and a roll number input box... and when i see that, it scares the hell outta me. And to top it all, there seems to be no end to the infinite predictions of the  CBSE Result dates. C'mon Guys, its not funny when you predict a certain date and the students go all bamboozled over it.

Secondly, The AIEEE, this one's a biggie, I was preparing for the exam for a month, trying my best to keep calm and then i sit in the examination hall, start attempting those tempting questions(which by the way were very rare on the paper) and a big mustached man enters the room, like military colonel, and cancels the paper..... what? what do you mean cancel the paper? Its not your wedding which you cancel anytime you want, its a freaking entrance exam!. Time passes by and then they send us back into the halls for the exam, after a complete havoc stricken 2 hours and.....

You see the same paper!!! But that was supposed to be cancelled! No baby, its AIEEE, you write whatever you get, did you listen to that Mister! So, how can you expect a person like me, who is so nervous at time that he bites of his neighbors fingers, to do well in the exam?

Thirdly, din't you guys notice anything new in your address bar when you are on the Class-room page? Yeah go on, type in wwww.anthropists.tk  

Yes you are right. We have our own domain name!! yay!! Isn't that a good news?. So in happiness, people lets spread the word and make as many people as we can read the mania of complete randomness - The Anthropists 


That's it for the day and remember that you have been KHANIZED!!

CHEERS


Daily Buzz! III

Howdy!

Woot! its the 3rd season of daily buzz!
What is it?..Well its a random post written by me when i am upto NOTHING!

So here i am playing NFS World with my buddy Gurpreet..and many other online games..trying not to wait for the results ..but i give up..everyday seems like a 48hrs day!

When you watch the clock it goes even slower!...I used to do that when i was 12...I was in India and i used to wait for the evening so that i could fly kites (Was crazy about it, i was the best candidate to work in a fair and handsome add)..And the time used to go Soooo slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Sheesh!

I lie to others. Are you worried about the result? Nope..Who cares?...But i get all my hands sweaty, when i think of the time i would be writing my roll number to check my result and that 1sec of blank white page..will suck the life out of me.

Yesterday my dad brought a 2.5 liter bottle of diet pepsi by mistake. And i was wow i really needed that!...Trying to gain weight with a diet pepsi. Well its not that bad..except for the aspartame, tastes like sugar burnt for 8 hrs and then boiled for another 8.

And the other day i got my comment published on the gulfnews site...was so happy :D





  • Added 06:23 May 13, 2011
    This is really to be taken with some seriousness. A country's tradition and culture are its true pride, once they are gone they never come back and so does its pride.
    Shariq Shahid, Sharjah, United Arab Emirates
     The topic was dubai culture fading out?..   Actually i had posted many things to Gulfnews but they never got published, so i had actually lost any hope of getting anything published in it. ''But Big things start with a small step''..guess this is it :P

    Laughing is a good habit but not when you lose it completely.








  • It's Out of topic!

    Well Well Well! Good to see the tracker working properly and tracking my correct location for the first time this whole year, Was still expecting it show somewhere around Dasuya....

    So, here I am writing a post without any content to share.
    Just came from a walk, I know its not a time for walk but my dog loves shitting when there's no one around to see him doing so..:P, Bit shy actually....:D
    For me its more then a walk, Its a time when I get time to talk to my loved ones.. ;) and some of my friends too....
    Was talking to Rajesh just now as he was coming from Jaipur to his hometown, I guess!..
    He's gr8! and thats what makes me feel gr8. Then we started sharing some funny yet weired facts of roads and transports in India as we both were on road....
    As we all know about the Indian truck drivers so there's no need to tell about them, "Use dipper at night" most of you would have seen this written at the back of the truck, well what does this mean?
    More than 40% of the trucks have only one headlight, I mean they have 2 but at a time only one works and too have only one option that is Full on! and the rest are like 2 500W bulbs coming at a speed of light and the best fact about the drivers is that they are drunken all the time(most of them).
    After 2-3 minutes I felt something missing. I turned around and saw that I was holding only the chain in my hand, my dog was free, shocking! but more shocking was that he was walking alongside me! for a moment I thought he got mature but just for moment.....
    So being alone here in India I remain free most the time eager to go out on Bike but its getting too hot out here and I hardly get a car to drive because they know my driving....:P
    So whenever I go out I make full use of it, whether its bike or a car I love driving it the quickest it can....
    Just escaped one accident today while going at almost 100 when I realized that there's a sharp turn ahead which I was thinking as mere right hand curve. Well all thanks to Valentino Rossi(moto gp rider) whom I use to watch and it helped today otherwise I would have been lying somewhere in the fields....
    And nice to that Swift can touch 100 in just under 6 seconds that too in 2nd gear....
    I have been taking a lot of pics as always but I hate watching myself turning black or I should say burning day by day so hardly took any pic of mine...
    *kuch bhi likhta hai! band kar aur so jaaa!!!!*