The Human Cry-sis!

*Crackes his fingers*...hmm well its been a long time since i have written something, and once again its time to call the Haunted Classroom...Yup...As we all know the haunted classroom comes into play once this blog is left alone for a week or so...so don't freak out if you see few ghouls and ghosts roaming around chatting...and doing hideous things ;)...

Well i was really busy with studies and stuff...Busy! Tht reminds of of da lazy18...She's quite busy these days...too lazy to be lazy ...well being busy sure is fun..time flies, and the sands of time...just don't wait for anyone...you feel like a adventurer while sleeping, thinking what you might face tommorow.

Well as i was talking with my blogmate Mustufa...i realised that the Human is in a big Cry-sis...No i don't mean any kind of financial crisis...I mean Cry-sis...We all humans have extremes of emotions ...we all have one extreme emotion in ourselves...when that emotion reaches its peak we Cry...Hmmm In simple english...somepeople cry when they are too angry, some while they are happy, some when they are lonely, some after being embarrased, some after some kind of sorrow etc etc...You get the point...

We have the urge to cry in our life,  at some point or another...And by crying i don't means crying like no tommorow...even if your eyes fill up with tears thats included in crying...So please stop imagining 2 year old toddlers crying...its like we over filled by emotions...they just overflow!

Some people think that humans cry only when they feel sad....NO! They only cry when their particular emotion reaches the extreme level...whether it be any emotion anger,sadness,happiness etc...And don't think humans only cry through their eyes...humans can cry in their hearts too...crying doesn't mean that you need to shed tears...its not an ACT its a feeling deep within ourselves..We need to understand that...Just as we feel the feeling of anger, happiness in our hearts.By hearts i don't literally mean it! So all those biologists please don't pounce on me...!

 I hear some unusual footsteps...o_o... ..I must go check it out...Adios!


What a day it was......

A very warm hello to every1....feels nice after a bath in the evening. Well do i need an introduction? if so then go to this link(http://anthropists.blogspot.com/2010/01/they-call-me-guru.html) its very tough to introduce urself again and again, what a day it was!!!!

All started with getting up early in the morning(*tain tain tain* background music)....:D all because of a tuition in the early morning,but still i was late to the tuition to maintain a perfect record of never being on time.....
Had a decent time on tuition(learnt something...) xcept for RJ who was kinda acting funny today,was on charge in place of me.. It was all going until he got a call from Masti saying that he wont come to the skool bcoz of some emergency.He was abt to deliver a speech on the eve of animals day and now in his absence it was all on my shoulders already i was a carrying a heavy bag on them....:)
But i wasn't prepare at all!!!!Thn i planned to prepare it by skipping my maths tuition(yesss free timeee...). Went home with RJ,met his nana and practiced my speech for 5 times,took his camera learned its functions and left for the skool with the camera:)
Was just a minute late to the skool bt doesn't matter,reached in auditorium and delivered it quite nicely and RJ and Saifu's play was also good(V.good,i appreciate..) also took some pictures of the assembly as it was a nice event....
Nothing much happened in the class until recess as after that we were free for an hour and thats when something happened....:D.. We had our lunch and had a quite heavy one as Masti was nt there so it was all ourssss heheheh....
Now, the lunch was too heavy to make us feel sleepy as we started fainting and Amit was doing a kind of funny stuff which never made us sleep...He was so funny that we had almost 300 calories in lunch and we burned arnd 200 in laughing...and also the newly composed song on doodh(milk)....
Finally went back to the class after 2 hours,studied physics and again came down the next class saying that its a games for us and it was (maybe)...Now it was time to play and we played something,it was volleyball acc. to some bt it was a kind of mess..every1 was enjoying, laughing,joking and yea fluking(dnt knw the actual meaning of the word bt is used for"to fluke"here) but still we played better thn the opposition and won,that marked the end of the day at skool....
Finally came home at 7:30 after 12 hours and 32 minutes....had a bath,wrote a post(in the start i was wondering how to start bt nw im wondering hw to end....1 wonder wat happened...) and now waiting for the comments and ratings and studying fr Phx meanwhile(side business...:))But what kind of a day it was??
-Guru

I will become a.......!

We all are running after certain professions...its like a marathon, We know we won't get first but still we run and run and run and run...Its human nature...can't help it..

We start chasing professions at the age of 3 ..Yup we start making blocks with toys or scribble on a paper to make our parents say ''My son will become an Architect!..''..They don't realise how much of physics or i must say weird things are there in becoming an Architect!...But the son doesn't realise that he keeps playing...as he reaches the age of 10...he starts playing with Robots, Cars, and all kind of destructive toys...And then the Parents say ''My son will become an Automobile engineer''...Its a kind of satisfaction to the parents that they are soon gonna make their son self reliable...But its a long journey ahead...for both of them...Then..Their son gets to the age of 15...The Teenage...More like the age when hormones start playing olympics inside a human body...Then their son starts to play with girls...play in sense they start getting close...And then the parents say Duh ....They don't say anything...They leave them alone!..=P

So the point is we keep chasing some thing or the other...But we ourselves don't know whether we will be able to reach our goal...Some people do..some people don't and they get trapped somewhere...else..somewhere they are not supposed to be and then the parents really aren't in a position to say anything.

I wonder if there was no money..and it was the old barter system would we still run after profession as we are now...buying certificates with so called fees...without actually practically implying to it...just studying so that we pass...

So i decided to make a list of jobs that are very dangerous....or bad for your health in simple words...

There are so many weird jobs in this world so try not to be one of them-
1) Working in a zoo to feed animals...its doesn't sound that bad...but it turns out to be sometimes...
2) Tower maintainer...You'll see it below...
3) Working in a Customer Service of the worst company you can find..
4) Working as a ATC...(Air traffic control) ...I dunno what you need to be one but you sure need a certificate from a psychologist...stating ''He sleeps only for 2 hrs''...
5) Working as an Air hostess...Its great to serve people...But as long as they don't start serving you...
6) Crime scene cleaners...Cleaning up a crime scene isn't always easy...a different situation every single time...
7) Being the president of a country which says ''WEH SHOOT LEADERS IN THEIR HEAD''
8) Rugby player...if you have no bones...
9) Bartender in a Bar where Gang fights are common...
10) Working in a low grade Indian movie that are passed by the censor just because the film's producer assured them that no kids will watch it...

Tower climbing! Have fun! :)



The Ambassador!

Heyy...
I am sort of making a come back after I decided not to write anymore because life got busier than expected. But here I am trying to sniff some time out and pen down something for you all to read.

As I had briefed before about my Nana...so today I am going to tell you one of the true stories, out of the many that he told me.
There was a king, not so long ago, named Surajmal of a city in India called Bharatpur. The period of the kings was on the verge of decline. Surajmal was fond of cars and used to buy every new car that showed up in the international market. So as it goes, Ambassador cars started selling in India and Surajmal decided to take a tour to know more about them. He was a simple person, wore a turban and a dhoti. The manufacturers saw him and didn't recognize. As he was cheking everything out, the ambassador people thought he waas another Indian just here to waste our time. They started shooing him away with no respect at all.
Surajmal returned frustrated and immediately ordered 100 Ambassadors cars at his disposal. As soon as the cars arrived, he ordered their hoods to be taken off and used in the city as waste collecting vehicles! All 100 of them! After a month, many of them went into very poor condition. The cars had a free service period of a year. He sent them to the factory for repairs.
The Ambassador corporation had never felt so ashamed! They apologized to Surajmal and replaced all the 100 cars with the new once for free!
Such were the Indian Kings of the era, prestige meant everything to them. I hope you enjoyed this little story. I will bring you more if I can get some time out of my schedule...


The night of power!

Salamwalaikum! :D
So i got a chance to pray behind Salah bukhatir on 27th night of laylatul qadr...Well for those who don't know what laylatul qadr is it a night in which the Quran was sent down and also the night when every  living thing falls in prostration..(Worship)..there's more to it but the post is about something else...So...It was a great experience..i didn't get chance to pray inside...but praying outside was even more fun...! With my colony mates we had a great time...The moment the dua started at 2:10 am ...it was like the whole crowd of 10k people were crying, it was really touching and a experience i will never forget!..

I then thought that when Salah Bukhatir came to our school i didn't even know he is so famous, people gather in big crowds to meet him...like some Indian celebrity ...lol...He's a great personality from what i know...

Got to meet Baseer (Old classmate) too...And was glad to know hes studying really well...atleast someone is... =l

Oh oh and there was a live coverage from Sharjah tv...the whole sharjah tv crew van was there something i saw for the first time :)

There were Police forces all over the place...and as soon as the prayer ended at 3am the they started shouting Go home go home! :P

Just came back from the same masjid so thought of writing about it and sharing it with y'all... :)

Some Snaps...








ME ME ME

That countdown timer is driving me NUTS! AGH!-highlight


Well its ....Been a week since i wrote something...really busy in Ramdhaan.....As i have written many posts on certain topics in the history of the classroom...this certain post will be about ME ME ME ME ME ME and....ME and dont forget ME....Yup...

The most interesting and Devilish thing is to read someones diary...Why are we all so curious to read someones diary...Its just because they write their secrets..Lol..and we read them to make use of em HAHAHHAA *evil laugh*...

People writing diaries are pretty interesting as they get one more thing to protect besides their life and property..its like sitting on a TNT whilst holding a candle....Once someone reads your diary! BOOM! You feel naked...Lol!...Like someone stripped you off your clothes...just like in stripping parties...hmm...Ahem goin off track...
No i don't have a diary ..nor i wish to write one...i have many other things to write...

So i am going to officially release My Factoid 2010..With my personal and public facts!

Daaaa Daddaaa!
*Ceremony starts*

*Cuts the Electric wire*
Wohoooo! 
x_x

1)  Okay Here goes....I still watch cartoons...Hmph..Yeah i had to admit that...

2) Zecccond...I can Laugh at anytime you want....even if you wake me up by throwing a bucketful of water and tell me to laugh...My funny bone finds everything funny :l

3) Turd....I talk to myself ..most of the time o_o...

4) Hate people who say ''Aur Suna Yaar''...Kyaa aaaaa ab Kuch nahi hai sunane ko!

5) I am really really scared of Spiders...Call that a phobia or anything...

6) If i come to know that someone is deliberately trying to make me angry or jealous i act just the opposite.

7) I have several nicks most of which you already know..but..this one...Lala (Thats what my mom calls me when i am being stubborn)

8) After Rajesh's post of loving things..i still haven't figured which thing i love the most...O_O...Blank...

9) I get angry at the most odd things...

10) I categorise people in my mind automaticly ...even if i dont try to...

11) Most Angry moment : Though i get angry...but not that much...

12) Most happiest moment : India won t20? Lol :P...too many of them !...

13) Biggest fear : Being hated by anyone

14) Goal in life : Sneaking till i get a big oppurtunity to run off!

16) I love the most : My Religion and My Country, My Parents! Yipee!

17) I tease my mom by saying ill marry one girl from  every nation and she starts counselling me before i tell her that i am just kidding.

18) I am a person obsessed about marriage

19) Something which makes me laugh : Horror shows on Tv,Comedy shows..

20) I admit to act like a 7 year old sometimes..make me lose all the tension.


So thats what i could think about myself and i tried to be Honest about it!....
                                                               
                                       
                                   My Factoid 2010 All lefts reserved.
                     All the facts belong to its owner and he                                        can freakin change them anytime.



 

                                                                             


Parents of the parents


Yes, Grand Parents is what I mean. What is the first thing that comes to your mind whenever this word knocks on your drums? For me, it's knowledge, experience and affection.

They are old, physically not so bold but are twice as wise our dad or mom!(oh, it rhymes). They might not know about thermodynamics but will not need a thermometer to tell whether you are ill or not. They will not show any interest in the stories of justin beiber or lil wayne but will grab yours via the stories of Mahatma Gandhi & Hitler.

How come I bring out this topic now? Well, only because as I mentioned earlier, my nana is here to visit us. I think I should be introducing him now. He is known as Mahavira P Pareek(65 yrs), A retired government of India Officer. He served as a Chief inspector in Rajasthan for several years with immense honesty.

So as I was saying, he tells so many stories from the past about how he chased criminals, dacoits and terrorists. How he seized AK 47s and AK 56s from smugglers. The so many different people that used to come to the police station everyday and how weirdly they would behave. How a 303(rifle) works and why are they named so.

More news from his desk would appear soon but need to take a break for now...tired after a long day showing him around town and explaining every lil detail that there is to be.


Daily Buzz - II

I will be starting my post by showing immense grief over the floods in pakistan and their present condition..though the international communities are trying their best to help but its not enough as the area is very very large and the people are just too many..its also compared to Italy...Yesterday i think i saw a Cnn report ..the people stranded on small barren lands which are save from water due to their elevation ..refused to leave the land when the hovercraft came to rescue them...just because they feared that the neighbouring village people will capture their land..These people should think about their lifes first..i mean if you are not saved then how would you live on your land which you own.These people must be monitored and must be given enlightment or else the death poll will keep on increasing.I think there should be some campaign like the one we had for Haiti i don' no one got a campaign to help them till now.The blogger should also add something for info so that people can help them.

So...as i think Alot!..A thought came to my mind that most of the people fail to understand..i hope you will..I think there is no human on this planet that is bad for everyone.I dunno if there anyone that is bad for the whole world...For example Hitler who was responsible for the Holocaust...was considered evil for jews and regarded as a  Great Dictator by the Germans....So this actually proved that ''humans are not good or bad its the way you think...''..''Just like Guns dont kill people people kill people''..hmm i dunno how that works in a literal sense...


As you must have noticed there was a video posted about some northern lights...i dunno if you saw it or not..but i had posted it just in mere excitement that there are so many many things in this world that we can't even see in our short period of life..For example i have just seen India and Uae...or some people must have seen 4-5 countries ..but some places are just great to visit just like this place in Norway..shows in the video.

And yeah finally i have completed my both records..completed in 7-8 days...just some diagrams of biology are left..physics i dunno they mumbled something about it...Anyways..now Inshallah ill start studying some theory.The records were humongous for me .for me because..''i don't want anyone coming and saying hey dude the work was so less i finished in 3 hrs..'' so for me it was humongous as i am a lazy bum..I told my sister ''Here get my record published!'' First time i wrote so much in just for a mere correction and no knowledge whatsoever...

My holidays are going as planned..Thank god!...i am a great waster of time and have no track of it so i feared if i would be able to complete the records..

And I just saw a video that really got me thinking how much people follow religion..There's a psycho representing chrisianity unfortunately...unfortunate because what hes doing is really against what his religion preaches or what any religion preaches...and it will only result in hatred against his religion as people dont live long but religion stays  in the world...

Really Sad..He's a knowleged Pastor too...:l All that knowlegde for nothing..Whats next?
Protests ,Riots...What else...thanks to Mr Terry jones...Its explainable if someone who has no knowlegde does some act of terror but over here we have got some black sheeps! Yay! Finally time for Black Sweaters in winter! Ignore this lol...just my crazy mind...

He says islam is giving out hatred and violence..and what you are doing?...Duh..Like we say in hindi ''Buddha sathyagaya hain. '' no no nothing against buddhism >_<...It means Oldie has gone mad.

Pygmalionism


 

Hey, me back!

So today I was just sitting idle and suddenly from nowhere I get this feeling of playing my keyboard. As I did that, I noticed that I haven't played from more than one n half years and I am playing it alright. It's a surprise coz I wasn't so good at it before but now I feel so much better after the break. But anyways…what I want to talk about is, Pygmalionism…it means to love an inanimate object, just like I do to my keyboard or even my tabla.

It's strange as to how we humans attach ourselves to objects so easily and than there comes a stage when you start falling in love with it. I literally loved my bat when it was new and I was continuously playing cricket. I would hug it so affectionately and spend hours just looking at it. It was beautiful and had all the curves but that's very strange. I don't know how many here agree to me but every now and then humans suffer pygmalionism.

Some people even talk to things, ask questions to them and laugh and cry and what not. A few on the other hand even sleep with them(shhh…).

But humans can love anything, can't they? From cities to moods to fancy toilets to movies to Angelina etc…(even sonu niigaam) May be that's what keeps us going. The love for the things that we do, see, hear etc.

So how many of you suffer pygmalionism and for what object? You can even tell me about the people you know who behave weirdly to things in the comments section below…feel free to comment…I even seem to have pygmalionism for comments as wellJ! Take care.